jpyxx According to top analyst Darkfost, short-term holders (STHs) – those who bought Bitcoin in the past few months – are now basically crying into their coffee. Their average cost is $110k, so they’re basically crying into their coffee. ☕😢 This is the financial equivalent of a “I told you so” from your ex. 🤭
This spectacle of mutual ignorance is indeed a rare occasion where retail and institutional gamblers find themselves neck-deep in surprise. The swing in Polymarket’s odds-garnering support for further decline in its year-end prediction-paints a vivid tableau of market naivety, which naively presumed a trifling retreat rather than the impending deluge that vanquished a large swathe of Bitcoin’s stellar gains for 2023. 💔
Picture this: continuous auction rounds where requesters (you know, the people needing proof) send in their jobs with very specific requirements, and provers (the proof-executing wizards) bid to take them on. If you think that sounds complicated, don’t worry, it’s as easy as bidding on eBay-if eBay was a nerdy, super-secure blockchain version. 😎
After several weeks of pretending everything was okay while prices flirted dangerously with the $100,000 mark (a figure that seems to have vanished into the ether), the chart now screams, “Help!” at anyone still paying attention.
Hold on tight, because if the old pattern’s gone, 2026 might just turn into the crypto version of open season. Think of it as Bitcoin’s ‘lord of the flies’ moment, but with fewer flies and more dollar signs.
In a bold move, SGX aims to nudge the steady stream of crypto derivative traders into its cuddly, regulated embrace-no more lurking on shady offshore platforms, we hope. The perpetual contracts are sized at 0.2 BTC and 5 ETH-perfect for bragging rights and (probably) risking a lot.
XRPC’s debut on Nov. 13 was so underwhelming, it’s less exciting than your cousin’s garage band. Day one? Zero net creations. But then… dramatic pause… $243 million poured in like someone opened a dam, and trading volume hit $58 million. That’s right, it even beat the Solana ETF’s $57 million. But let’s be real: who’s counting? 🤷
According to CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, the answer is no because the mechanism that created those clean cycles for Bitcoin has been overshadowed by something entirely different – a constant inflow of institutional liquidity that refuses to let the market behave the way it used to before all the ETFs and “treasury” companies. 🧠🧙♂️
In a most transparent announcement, Binance has revealed that these scintillating new pairs will grace their spot trading platform on November 18th at 8:00 a.m. UTC. And not just that-oh no! Binance will also offer Trading Bots for these very pairs on the same date. Apparently, robots are still the future of trading. Go figure. 🤖
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