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This here seven-year triangle is akin to a fine cheese—aged to perfection with a robust support around $85, just waiting for the right moment to make a tasty comeback. If the stars align and Litecoin breaks free, it could serve as a thunderous confirmation that the bulls are back on the prowl. But hold your horses! If it slips below the support, we might end up in a correction cycle that could nosedive to $61. But fret not, dear investors; the overall outlook still shines brighter than a penny on a sunny day, thanks to strong network fundamentals and a growing pack of institutional interest.

A recent report from our friends at Binance Research suggests we’ve got some potent concoctions at play: exciting economic data, AI-driven optimism (because who doesn’t want a robot friend?), and institutional flows into Ethereum ETFs! It’s almost like the finance gods are having a good laugh. 😂

Ah, the PUMP token, forever tied to the meme coin factory known as Pump.fun. It now trades at a 31.875% discount from its ICO price, which, let’s face it, sounds like a Black Friday deal no one asked for. And oh, the glory days of July 16, 2025, when it reached its all-time high of $0.006812? Those days are but a distant memory, much like your New Year’s resolutions. Remember when it sold out in just twelve minutes? Ah, those were simpler times, weren’t they?

This trio is no stranger to drama: Spark with its decentralized dreams, Optimism grappling with its endless token flood, and Sui eyeing patterns that could spell doom or delight. Watch closely, for in their volatility lies the pulse of greed and hope. 😂

Finance journalist Charles Gasparino, in his latest op-ed for the NYP, reveals that a top dog at a financial services giant let slip that banks are feeling a bit like kids in a candy store, thanks to some relaxed regulations. According to our anonymous friend, “Because of the Fed’s supervisory relaxation, big bank deals are going to happen… Everyone is talking.” It’s like a high school cafeteria, but with more spreadsheets and less cafeteria lady hairnets.

But the question on everyone’s lips is, will this be a fleeting flirtation with fortune, or the start of a grand romance? Egrag’s charts, those beautiful tapestries of data, suggest that we are only in the early stages of this bullish ballet. Historically, when these trendlines have crossed, it has marked the beginning of a strong price rally. The first instance of such a cross was in March 2017, and by the end of that cycle, XRP’s price had soared like Icarus, achieving a 40,000% surge from its low. Then, in August 2020, a similar crossover produced a 750% pump before topping out. Quite the rollercoaster, wouldn’t you say?

According to the Paranormal ETF tracking site SoSoValue (which clearly has links to extraterrestrial life), Ethereum’s ETF market experienced a gloriously bullish week, banking $1.85 billion. This isn’t just good news; it’s practically an intergalactic celebration—complete with confetti and all. 🥳

Market vibes suggest a possible upward journey if we keep our fingers crossed and the trendlines don’t suddenly decide to go on holiday. As of now, WIF is chilling at a cool $1.077, managing to strut its stuff above the mid-Bollinger Band like it owns the place.

Last week, PayPal’s stock danced a little jig—forming that bullish golden cross that traders love to hang their hats on—waiting impatiently for earnings day. As the clock ticks towards July 31, analysts are sharpening their pencils, eyeing a modest $8.08 billion in revenue, a tiny but hopeful bump from last year. The forecast for the third quarter whispers of $8.13 billion, like a rumor in a small town—growing, but not fast enough to make anyone break out the champagne.

While its peers frolic in the green, DOGE, that incorrigible scamp, has tumbled by 0.19% since yesterday—a fall as graceful as a drunkard descending a staircase. 🥴