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Say hello to Bio Protocol (BIO) and Euler (EUL) — two projects so hot right now, they’re practically burning up your screen. 🔥 Bio Protocol? It’s some biotech thing that promises to let patients, scientists, and biotech nerds (I mean, professionals) unite and “own” projects. Sounds like a party, right?

Ted, our crypto guru, points out that ETH is chilling under a long-term downtrend line, which is basically the crypto version of a speed bump. But here’s the kicker: if ETH can break through this resistance, we might see a surge that could make your head spin. We’re talking about a potential move to $20,000, and if you’re feeling particularly optimistic, maybe even $29,500. That’s a 672% increase, folks! 🤩

The 5.57% drop? That’s just the universe laughing at your portfolio. Volume spiked like someone just said, “I’ll take a short position.” But hey, analysts are “closely watching” – code for, “We’ll panic later.” 🎩

So, it turns out the Binance Coin (BNB) has decided it’s not having the best of days. The price has dropped by a modest 3.11% since yesterday. Well, isn’t that just fantastic news for the market? 😂

Behold! The fateful omens of a bearish crossover loom ominously overhead as if the very heavens conspire against our feeble token! This is not merely a sign; it’s a symphony of diminishing buy-side vigor, heralding forth a potential descent into the abyss.

This highlights the growing appetite among firms to increase their ETH exposure. Kendrick also shared with BeInCrypto that these corporate treasuries could eventually hold 10% of all ETH. 💸

Apparently, Ether-focused treasury firms are doubling down on their investments, outpacing their Bitcoin-loving cousins. 🏇 Why? Because Ether’s not just a cryptocurrency; it’s a ticket to the staking and DeFi carnival, where the rides are wild and the rewards are sweet. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s just sitting there, looking like a grumpy old troll under a bridge. 🌉

That fiery red candle has lit up a classic bearish reversal, and now traders are huddled like children in a Dahl tale, waiting for the big bad drop. Poor PEPE, always the show-off in the memecoin circus. 😂

RAKBANK, the audacious trailblazer of the Emirates, has boldly stepped forth as the first traditional bank in the region to offer a tantalizing service that lets mere mortals trade cryptocurrencies via its mobile banking app. Take that, ancient seers of finance! 📱✨

Somewhere in the financial dawn, where numbers pulse like restless hearts, over $1 billion in Bitcoin shorts hover, trembling, above $120,000. Call it fate, or just spectacularly questionable timing—traders have sown their leveraged fields thick between $119,500 and $121,000. If Bitcoin so much as sneezes upward, the cascade will be less like a gentle waterfall … Read more