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“Few believe what they see now,” whispers Wedson, as if sharing a secret that only the stars have overheard. “This disbelief, especially when it comes to the hope of an altseason—a time when alternative coins might flourish—means that we are still early in the game.” Who would have guessed that skepticism might be the herald of fortune? Yes, dear reader, the quiet before the storm, the lull before the FOMO, the lullaby for strategists who prefer patience over panic. 

ETH futures are stealing Bitcoin’s spotlight – surprise, surprise! 🦉

It appears the exchange has pushed for a 19b-4 request—yes, that cryptic number— proposing a nifty little framework that would let ETFs tied to commodities like Bitcoin or Solana launch without begging for each and every review. The dream? A smooth, uniform process, provided the funds meet some basic criteria—like asset type, liquidity, and how easily investors can get their money out before the market closes—because who doesn’t love a little liquidity chaos?

On the sneaky double-day chart, XLM pretended to break out of a bull flag—a fancy pattern that usually promises more sparkling rises. But then, the candles turned redder than a cherry lolly, and everyone’s getting the jitters. Without fresh buyers jumping in, this breakout might be just a birthday cake left out in the rain.

The U.S. Federal Reserve, in a move that surprised absolutely no one, has decided to keep the rates at the 4.25-4.50% level, as per the central bank’s official statement published on Wednesday afternoon. However, two Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) members, Michelle Bowman and Christopher Waller, had other ideas and dissented from the majority, led by Fed Chair Jerome Powell.

In merely three weeks—poof!—after hitting a staggering 2 million milestone in this digital gold rush, the iShares Ethereum ETF has, with some wild magic, conjured an additional million ETH since July 12. At the current market value, this mirage of wealth transforms into a neat $3.8 billion. A wondrous leap of nearly 50% in just 18 days! Someone hand that ETF a trophy for speed! 🏆

The 4-hour chart is nothing short of a Shakespearean twist—a bold escape from a downtrend line that had tyrannized upside attempts since February. Yes, dear reader, Optimism broke free, soaring past $0.70 with all the flair of an opera singer hitting a high note. And what do we see now? The very same downtrend line has transformed into a humble support floor, proving that even villains can redeem themselves in this grand financial opera. 🎭

Our dear LTC has flirted with local highs around $120, only to be met with a rather rude correction, leaving it to wallow under the bearish influence. But fear not! The bulls, though they seem to be on a tea break, are valiantly defending the support at $105, hinting at a potential rebound that could make even the most stoic investor raise an eyebrow. Currently, the Litecoin price appears to have set its sights on a rather ambitious target of $200—because why not aim for the stars? 🌟

Should the Federal Reserve decide to cut interest rates unexpectedly, the allure of fixed income might wane, thus nudging some adventurous capital toward Bitcoin. Who needs bonds when you can have digital gold? 🤷‍♂️

In news that will either excite or terrify anyone who’s ever lost sleep over cryptocurrency, this London-listed tech firm decided to splash out £19,908,550 on Bitcoin. That’s an average of £88,482 per coin, bringing their grand total to a staggering 2,050 BTC. At this rate, they might as well start printing their own money. Oh wait… they kind of are. 😅