jpyxx S&P decided to knock down USDTâs stability score to a weak 5-yikes! Why? Well, apparently because Tether is allegedly holding too many âriskyâ assets and failing to open up about its reserves. The big bad culprit? Bitcoin, which now holds a bigger slice of USDTâs reserves. But, oh wait-according to S&P, if Bitcoin takes a nosedive, USDT could be in trouble. Well, thanks for the heads-up, S&P!
In a move that can only be described as either genius or desperate, Japanâs Financial Services Agency (FSA) has unveiled its 2025 Working Group report on crypto-asset reform. And let me tell you, itâs a doozy. This document lays out a radical restructuring of the countryâs crypto regulations, essentially moving away from the Payment Services Act to the Financial Instruments and Exchange Act. Translation: the FSA is about to make crypto more legit, or at least try to. Because apparently, crypto has become so mainstream that it needed its own regulatory framework, and letâs face it, a little more oversight couldnât hurt.
One thingâs for sure: theyâve got enough assets to cover their debts-even if Bitcoin turns into a meme and vanishes. According to Strategy, even at $74k, their assets outmatch debts by nearly 6 times. At $25k, itâs still a respectable double. I mean, thatâs almost like having a safety net… if the net is made of cash, which it isnât.
Une nouvelle supputation laisse entendre que si ce tendre montant de 88 800 dollars ne se hisse pas en haut du podium, cela risquerait dâattirer une pluie de profits-car, voyez-vous, les investisseurs en furie, dĂ©jĂ dans lâeau chaude, se prĂ©parent Ă faire leurs adieux, et la pression du marchĂ© enfle comme un public peu patient. đ
On a Wednesday, as the blockchain whispered secrets to the wind, $7.7 million worth of WLFI tokens were swept into the fold, each a mere $0.16-a pittance, yet a lifeline. Lookonchain, that vigilant scribe of the ledger, chronicled the deed. A grander gesture than Septemberâs $1.06 million buyback, where $1.43 million in tokens were consigned to the digital pyre, as CryptoMoon once sang. đ„
Oh, the shiny, shiny dream of XRP shooting back up! To do a majestic leap, it must first smash through an imaginary wall at $2.12-think of it as breaking into a candy store without getting caught. Then, if it can muster enough oomph to cough up to $2.18, maybe, just maybe, the brave little coin will happily bounce on the trampoline of hope, shouting, “Up, up and away!” đ
Standard Chartered, those wise old owls of finance, reckon digital dollars could swoop in and snatch a cool $1 trillion from EM bank deposits over the next three years. Thatâs right, folks-consumers and corporates are packing their savings and heading for the stable, USD-pegged hills. đđ°
The chart, oh the chart! A binary tapestry of human greed and fear, where the lower boundary held firm, and the price rebounded with the fervor of a sinner seeking redemption. The structure, my dear reader, mirrors the very pattern that birthed every verdant surge this year. January, that cruel yet benevolent month, bestowed a 46% return, while July, in its capricious grace, offered 35%. And now, history repeats itself, a cosmic joke played by the gods of finance. đ
While HINU’s tiny spike has got some people excited, the rest of the cryptocurrency world seems to be… I donât know… just sort of… sitting there. Bitcoin (BTC) is down in the dumps, trading in the red at $87,690 (I mean, whatâs new?). Ethereum (ETH), the always overachiever, is up a whole 1%-whoopee! Now itâs worth $2,995. Big deal. đ
