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The order, unveiled on Monday with all the fanfare of a teapot dropping into a pond, also banishes Ehrlich to a three-year sabbatical from the realm of commodities trading. He neither admitted guilt nor denied the allegations-perhaps a prudent stance, as the alternative might involve a court-mandated reading of Shakespeare’s Hamlet in iambic pentameter.

This curious tale comes courtesy of Theminermag, a quaint publication for those who delve deep into the subterranean wonders of cryptocurrency mining, chronicling the latest whispers and heralds about the grand institutions that chase the elusive bitcoin beasts.

Alright, so Morehead gets on the airwaves and drops this bomb: Solana can handle nine billion transactions a day. That’s more than all capital markets combined. So, it’s like saying Solana could do your laundry, cook your dinner, and walk your dog-all at once. But really, who’s keeping track? Solana’s definitely moving, but don’t count out the other players just yet.

Enter stage left: Senator Cynthia Lummis, who has introduced this spectacle of a bill. The premise? The U.S. government, with its infinite wisdom, is planning to acquire 1 million Bitcoin-worth a jaw-dropping $115 billion at current prices. The catch? It will be a five-year plan, so don’t expect the Fed to buy up the Bitcoin overnight. Oh, and it’s all “budget-neutral”-so no, dear taxpayer, you’re not footing this bill (or so they say). 🧐

Marie-Anne Barbat-Layani, head of France’s financial watchdog, is leading the charge with a very “we know what’s best for you” attitude. Her mission? To hand over all the regulatory power to the European Securities and Markets Authority (ESMA), which, conveniently, is based in Paris. Hmm, what a surprise. 😏

Now, the million-dollar question-or billion-dollar, really-is: do you just hold onto XRP yourself like some crypto hoarder, or do you put your shiny coins into the ETF? Two analysts, Jake Claver and Paul Barron, chatted about this like it’s the latest episode of a daytime talk show. Here’s the gist:

My dear, this little escapade highlights the *increasingly dramatic* use of cryptocurrency in sanctioned states. It comes hot on the heels of the US Justice Department’s own little heist, snatching $584,741 in USDT from an Iranian national tied to the IRGC’s drone program. Oh, the *intrigue*! 🕵️♂️

Launched with all the fanfare of a Broadway opening (minus the jazz hands), their mission is simple: back candidates who believe in innovation, digital assets, and keeping the U.S. at the forefront of entrepreneurship rather than last in line googling “What’s a blockchain again?”

“The only way out is through. We’ll get this over with as quickly as possible. What’s critical is building an aligned shareholder base.”

In the hallowed halls of X (formerly the realm of birdsong), chart sorcerers have proclaimed that FLOKI clings to its trendline support with the precision of a tailor measuring a nobleman’s waistline. Last week’s Fair Value Gap (FVG) fill, confirmed by a doji candle-a tiny, indecisive soul-and the Order Block (OB) zone, steadfast as a grandmother’s advice, have given the bulls a stage to prance upon. This, my friends, is a ballet of discipline, where buyers defend their turf with the fervor of a man protecting his last slice of bread. 🕺🍞