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In these perplexing times, buyers might do well to adopt the patience of a seasoned butler waiting for tea; there’s no unmistakable sign that the market bottom has even been formulated yet. One might also keep a jolly eye on BTC trends for whispers of broader market happenings.

EOS is up nearly 15% over the past seven days, standing out as one of the few large-cap gainers. Jupiter remains the top crypto aggregator by volume, even as its price hovers near all-time lows.

Just as we toiled in the frozen wastes of Siberia, MANTRA Chain has labored to create their new investment fund – the MANTRA Ecosystem Fund (MEF). Oh, what grand plans they have! 108 million dollars, comrades! Even the Party commissars would blush at such numbers. And now they parade their Dubai VASP license like a medal of valor. 🏅

At the LONGITUDE by CryptoMoon event in Paris (Yes, Paris. Not your average crypto location, right?), MN Capital’s Michael van de Poppe dropped the bomb: “The bull market is just getting started.” Yes, you read that right. Start your engines, people. He’s basically saying, “Chill out, we’re only warming up.” 🙄

This newfound hype is akin to a cat discovering a laser pointer—exciting, unpredictable, and likely to end in chaos. The partnership promises to unlock the secrets of decentralized AI, which, if you ask anyone in a lab coat, is the future of everything, including your morning coffee.