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According to Arkham Intelligence, the wallet moved over 5,471 ETH for approximately $8 million. That’s right, they sold it at an average price of $1,465, which is basically like selling a Lamborghini for the price of a used scooter. 🛵💔

This isn’t just any malware campaign—it’s a masterclass in deception. The attackers have set up a fake project on SourceForge called “officepackage,” which, let’s be honest, sounds about as exciting as a PowerPoint presentation on tax law. But don’t be fooled! This project is a wolf in sheep’s clothing, designed to look like Microsoft Office add-ins copied from GitHub. The real kicker? Its auto-generated subdomain, “officepackage.sourceforge.io,” which search engines like Russia’s Yandex happily picked up. Users who visited the page were greeted with a fake list of office apps and download buttons that, surprise, started the malware infection. 🎁

With an impressive following of 149,200 souls on the peculiar platform known as X (once Twitter, but alas, identities shift more often than the market itself), our esteemed analyst prognosticates with all the certainty of a borrowed umbrella during a British summer. According to his projections, one ought to prepare their champagne flutes for a potential spectacular rise akin to the bazaar-like conditions of Q4 2023 to Q1 2024, marking an exceptional rally of nearly 180%. Simply marvelous!

In a jaw-dropping video posted by Suchir’s mom, Poornima Rao, we see SFPD officers waltzing into the apartment like they’re at a dance party—sans gloves! 🕺💃 I mean, come on! Are they trying to collect evidence or just giving the furniture a good ol’ pat-down? The family is crying foul, claiming the cops might have turned the crime scene into a contamination zone! 🧪

In a recent chat, Matt Hougan couldn’t help but marvel at Bitcoin’s glow-up. Remember 2020, when the crypto world was in shambles, and Bitcoin was practically begging for spare change below $5,000? Yeah, those days are long gone. Now, it’s strutting around like a Wall Street tycoon, thanks to its new BFFs: institutional investors. Hougan’s betting that once the market’s tantrum subsides, Bitcoin might just moonwalk its way to new highs. 🌕

This appointment, as firm as a handshake by the finance ministry and noted in Bloomberg on 7 April, tells a story of ambition: Pakistan is staking its claim in the vast, sometimes lawless, but undeniably exciting global crypto plain. It might be the dawn of a new era or just another twist on an old road.

On Sunday, CoinDesk discussed the possibility of pronounced downside volatility in risk assets due to a potential unwinding of the Treasury market arbitrage bets, a dynamic that catalyzed the 2020 crash. Because, you know, history loves to repeat itself when you least expect it.

Now, don’t get too excited! While the Bitcoin treasure chest is still worth more than it cost—around $40.61 billion—there’s a little hiccup. The market’s taken a nosedive, and suddenly, the firm’s financial flexibility looks about as stable as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest! 🤪 Bitcoin’s value is currently about 12% below what they paid. Ouch!

Picture this: They’re selling their Ethereum faster than Mar-a-Lago’s kitchen staff during a health inspection. The project just dumped 5,471 ETH at a price that would make even a garage sale look profitable. It’s like watching someone try to return a wedding dress after the divorce – desperately taking whatever they can get. 👰‍♂️💔

So, Don’t let excitement fool you—regulation is lurking, just waiting to bring all that innovation crashing down like a poorly timed punchline. 🎤