jpyxx This little tidbit comes hot on the heels of the U.S. slapping a whopping 50% tariff on Indian goods. Now, you might think this would hurt the folks selling these goods, but according to our dear Mr. Schiff, it’s the American consumers who are left holding the bag. Or, in this case, the heavier wallets. 🤑
And of course, this is all part of the genius plan for the US to dominate AI or whatever. Devin Nunes-remember him?-says it’ll improve Truth Social and help you get “better info” while you’re probably just scrolling past more lies. Feedback will “help” them, because why not throw a few bugs in for good measure, right?
Aave has officially reached a monumental milestone. It’s the first decentralized finance protocol to surpass $60 billion in net deposits! (Cue the confetti 🎉)
Bitcoin’s price action this week has been about as exciting as watching paint dry, but Ardoino’s words have lit up the trading community faster than free Wi-Fi in a coffee shop. Analysts are now debating whether this is a rallying cry for believers or just another case of overzealous optimism.
In a series of 13 internal SEC votes-a veritable Via Dolorosa for crypto enthusiasts-Crenshaw stood alone, a solitary dissenter amidst a sea of approval. While her comrades embraced the alignment of Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs with the sacred commodity funds of gold, she remained unmoved, her skepticism a fortress against the encroaching tide of innovation. 🏰
The happy occasion coincided with the entire Bitcoin network chasing ever loftier heights-crossing 900 EH/s for the first time, as if resolving to keep up with the Bennet sisters at a particularly competitive ball. The blockchain, it seems, has never faced such a surfeit of computational suitors.
Apparently, clearer rules = more trust, which is great if you enjoy the thrill of the unknown. This should give new crypto pre-sales like Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) a lovely boost-because who doesn’t want their moon shot to be fresher than last week’s bread?
Yes, you heard it right! During their recent search-and-seizure shenanigans, the authorities stumbled upon these hidden treasures, tucked away like a golden ticket in a Wonka Bar. These crypto holdings, slyly concealed to dodge taxes, were no match for the government’s eagle-eyed inspectors. 🦅💼
After all the account freezes and customer service nightmares, now they’re testing the waters with some new fee nonsense. Because nothing screams “trust” like slapping fees on transactions bigger than a small country’s GDP.
Starting August 13, if you’re converting USDC (the stablecoin that’s supposed to be as steady as grandma’s biscuit recipe) into good old US dollars on a net basis surpassing $5 million within a rolling 30-day window, a fee will pop up. Think of it as the crypto world’s way of saying, “We’re still here-just with a little extra fee now.” The net calculation? Well, it’s as thrilling as it sounds-purchases minus sales. It’s the kind of detail that makes you want to grab a coffee and try to keep your eyes open. ☕️😴
