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In recent weeks, XRP has displayed a resilience worthy of a Russian peasant, recovering from a steep correction from the $3.60 range to a local low near $2.80. Buying activity around the 50 EMA was robust, bolstering this rebound and suggesting that the mid-term bulls have not yet retreated to their lairs. At present, XRP trades at about $3.07, a level that demands the attention of even the most distracted investor.

Behold the monthly chart-a canvas upon which dreams are painted in candlesticks. Paragon, ever the artiste, has noted that AVAX is quietly sketching out what appears to be a long-term base formation. After plummeting from the dizzying heights of $147, it now tiptoes around the $8-$15 zone, flirting with higher lows. The latest candle structure suggests a shift, holding steadfast above the $20 mark. Bravo, AVAX! You’ve turned despair into… well, slightly less despair. But we applaud your effort nonetheless. 👏

The erstwhile President, with a flourish of his executive quill, has proclaimed that the hallowed 401(k) shall no longer be shackled to the mundane likes of stocks and bonds. Nay, it shall embrace the dizzying heights and plummeting depths of cryptocurrency! A “historic turning point,” they say-though whether it turns toward prosperity or perdition remains delightfully uncertain. 🌪️✨

According to their announcement (which probably came with a trumpet fanfare), Satsuma now holds 1,097 BTC, worth about £96.9 million at the time of settlement. Ah, the magic of numbers-let them sink in for a moment. Or don’t, because we’re just getting started.

In a move that could only be described as a nod to the future, Galaxy Digital Ltd. has disclosed a $34.4 million XRP position in its Q2 2025 Form 10-Q filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). As of June 30, 2025, the firm held 15.39 million XRP coins, placing the token among its top seven crypto holdings by value. It’s as if the market itself is whispering, “XRP, your time has come.” 🌟

According to the wise sage Dean Chen, these chaps with too much money to count are leveraging the market the way a seasoned cricket player uses a bat-swinging hard when you least expect it. The idea is that their strategic purchases, made when everyone’s looking the other way, are causing prices to waltz up and down – a bit like a drunken uncle at a wedding. And if the $115,000 hillock holds, why, they might just tip the scales all the way to the $127K summit. All this while we’re waiting for ETF inflows and hopes of macro-monetary easing, which, frankly, sounds like the sort of thing a wizard might chant at midnight. 💰

The Ethereum treasury trend continues to make traditional stock traders look like they’re trying to catch a falling knife-only less effectively.

Should this spectacle occur, it wouldn’t just be a payday for hodlers; it’d ignite the entire Solana ecosystem into a frenzy of activity, eating popcorn and watching as the digital gold rush intensifies. And seated prominently in the spotlight is Snorter Token (SNORT), about to launch its telegram-based trading bot-because obviously, if you’re going to make money, why not do it with style, speed, and a dash of chaos? 🧙‍♂️

Once languishing at a humble $0.059 on August 7, the BIO token has now ascended to dizzying heights, coinciding with Bitcoin’s flirtation with $116k and Ethereum’s triumphant breach of the $3,800 mark. In the grand race of DeSci tokens, Bio Protocol has outpaced its competitors like a tortoise with a jetpack, leaving OriginTrail, AlchemistAI, and ResearchCoin in its dust. 🐢💨