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Let’s break it down: KuCoin, the crypto exchange that’s cooler than your high school cafeteria, has teamed up with DigiFT, the A-listers of tokenized RWAs. Together, they’re unlocking trillions (*trillions*, people!) of dollars stuck in boring old traditional finance. BC Wong, KuCoin’s CEO, says this partnership will “revolutionize the tokenized RWA market.” Bold claim, but honestly, if anyone can pull it off, it’s these guys. 🌟

Now, the price of NEAR has taken a bit of a tumble-down by over 5% in the last 24 hours-but don’t rush to sell just yet. Some say it might be undervalued, and who are we to argue with a potential goldmine? 💰

Coincidentally, August 11 will be remembered in crypto history as the day when the ETF inflows hit the big leagues, the ‘biggest single-day splash’ since anyone started paying attention. The big money-BlackRock, Fidelity, and a few others-decided to drown the market in their shiny buckets, with over half a billion ducklings, approximately $640 million, flowing into BlackRock’s ETHA alone. The rest? Just small fry stuffing their pockets while the whales do the ballet. 🐋

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “When is he going to buy? How is he going to buy?” But don’t worry, Grant’s keeping that info as secretive as a magician’s trick. One thing’s for sure, this announcement has got people in both the real estate and crypto worlds absolutely losing their minds. Because if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s even more billionaires investing in volatile, unpredictable digital currencies. What could possibly go wrong?

In a stunning twist of fate, these savvy investors have shifted their focus from the likes of Apple and Amazon to the wild world of crypto stocks. Recent data, as reported by the Korean Center for International Finance (KCIF), shows that the percentage of crypto-linked equities in the top 50 net-bought stocks by local retail investors skyrocketed from a mere 8.5% in January to a jaw-dropping 36.5% in June. Then, just as you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, it dipped to 31.4% last month. Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢

In essence, the erstwhile customers-who once referred to themselves as investors but now prefer the more evocative term “mugged”-have asked the court to update the complaint they flung at the courthouse wall last year to see what additional spaghetti might stick. And oh my, quite a bit has, including a full accessory kit of state securities claims popped fresh from California and Florida, where sunshine makes even moral rot gleam attractively.

This is a big deal, folks! We’re talking about native, indigenous decentralized applications (dApps) on the Bitcoin network. It’s like finding out your grandma can do the cha-cha-unexpected and a little unsettling.

Big fish owning between 100k and 1M LINK added 4.2% more to their hoards-about 4.55 million tokens. Meanwhile, exchange reserves have shrunk by 33 million LINK since July. Less tokens on the market, more firepower for a price rally-it’s like stockpiling snacks before a pandemic… but in crypto form. 🍿📉

Apparently, polite society in Kazakhstan has been served an electrifying scoop: certain energy firms have been sneaking power to digital gold diggers-yes, the cryptocurrency miners-without so much as a by-your-leave. And all this clandestine activity has raked in a modest $16.5 million, or approximately 9 billion tenge. Enough cash-if you’re feeling particularly electrified-to buy a small island, or perhaps just a very chic car or two.

Apparently, Solana’s latest performance is about as inspiring as a potato in a race-slow, uninspiring, and packed with more lag than a dial-up modem. While other tokens like ETH are out there making headlines and sprouting wings, SOL is busy trying to find its footing, stubbornly selling off and falling behind. 📉