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Bitcoin ETFs are having a little cry with $358M outflows, but institutional investors aren’t ghosting BTC just yet. 👻💼

According to the wise folks at CoinShares, this little uptick might just be a sign that investors are feeling a tad optimistic, even as the market dances the cha-cha with mixed reactions to the US Federal Reserve’s latest interest rate cut. It’s like trying to read the weather while standing in a rainstorm-good luck with that!

Ah, quantum computing – the universe’s cutest existential threat! 🌌 Google’s quantum Willow chip did something cute last December – solved a problem in 5 minutes that’d take a supercomputer until the heat death of the universe. No biggie. Just a mere ten septillion years. That’s a number so big it’s basically a typo. 📉

Now, while Ethereum’s price might be sulking in the corner like a teenager denied dessert, its supply dynamics are sending out signals that could make a Morse code operator proud. According to Leon Waidmann, a market expert who presumably spends his weekends analyzing charts instead of enjoying life, the Ethereum supply is stuck in a persistent negative trend. Imagine trying to swim upstream against a current that just won’t quit-yeah, it’s like that.

While altcoins floundered like drunken sailors, those with robust foundations stood tall, their resilience a quiet rebellion against the storm. 💰

World Liberty Financial (WLFI) is now playing the role of a stubborn mule, refusing to gallop further down after its auction rotation. This isn’t just chaos-it’s a calculated shuffle between price balance and rebellion. Think of it as a poker game where the dealer keeps reshuffling.

Key takeaways:

Japan’s Startale Group and SBI Holdings have signed a memorandum of understanding (MoU) to jointly develop and launch a fully regulated, yen-denominated stablecoin designed for global use, with a targeted rollout in Q2 2026. 🌍💸 (Because why settle for local when you can go global?)

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And wait, it gets better-a new partnership with Circle’s Arc blockchain, once it finally launches, will flood the market with even faster speeds (or so they promise). Should we cheer, or should we strap in and prepare for the rollercoaster? Either way, it’s quite the spectacle-a grand ballet of big finance trying to stay relevant amidst the digital storm. And you thought your bank was complicated! 🤡💸