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One hopes the Senate—whose members undoubtedly sip tea with raised pinkies—will greet this bill with appropriate fanfare before Governor Kelly Ayotte’s pen meets paper. Should it pass, the state treasury might gleefully divert 10% of its funds into Bitcoin, gold, silver, or platinum. Imagine the thrill of spending a tiny portion of $3.6 billion on magical internet money!

So picture this: Some fancy-pants Binance executives snuck into the US Treasury like they’re in some sort of crypto Ocean’s Eleven. I mean, who doesn’t love a good secret meeting in March? Spring romance, am I right? 😏

They say that a lifeless developer scene portends a certain existential malaise—akin to a merchant who has run out of wares to sell yet insists on staying open. The data reveals over a thousand ecosystems that once bustled with activity. Now, it feels as though the party left the building, leaving behind stale snacks and existential dread (with only the faint aroma of coffee as solace). ☕

In the relentless struggle of the digital proletariat against the caprices of fate, Ethereum’s value staggers like a downtrodden worker crushed under an overzealous duty. The market roars with turmoil, yet in this theater of absurdity, Bitcoin—our modern Prometheus of digital gold—manages a sardonic recovery. Thus, the ETHBTC pair has sunk to a 5-year chasm, as if mocking our feeble hopes. 😏💔

Bitcoin, you see, is rapidly gaining legitimacy, and one couldn’t possibly be blamed for wanting to peek behind the curtain to see how it’s made. It’s all terribly intriguing, isn’t it?

Erwin Voloder, Head of Policy at the European Blockchain Association, sat down with BeInCrypto to unpack how Musk turned a meme into a market mover, blurring the lines between satire and speculation, and leaving a trail of ethical questions in his wake.

Enter the experts: John Deaton and MetaLawMan, the dynamic duo of crypto legal drama, who wasted no time in pointing out the glaring inconsistencies in the IG’s Hinman report. Let’s dive into their scathing critiques and unravel the report’s potential impact on the XRP lawsuit. 🕵️‍♂️

This “Crystal Caves,” forged in collaboration with World3, promises not only entertainment but also the allure of material gain through a so-called “Play-to-earn” model. How novel! To toil not for the sake of creation, but for the accumulation of digital trinkets. The goal: earning $USDC.

And lo, the altcoins, those merry pranksters of the crypto-carnival, have also capered with impressive gains! Among them, Solana (SOL), that nimble harlequin, doth emerge as the top trouper from the troupe of ten largest. Bravo! 👏

Yet, even amidst this delightful volatility, the long-term holders (LTHs), those paragons of patience, remain as steadfast as a statue in a storm. 🗿 They show no signs of relinquishing their ambition to elevate BTC back to the dizzying heights above $85,000. The question, of course, is: How soon will their dreams materialize? 🤔