jpyxx According to a report by Interfex Kazakhstan, the FMA got wind of RAKS’s shenanigans when they noticed it was being used to launder money from drug trafficking and internet fraud. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like creating a shadowy, unregulated crypto exchange attracts shady, unregulated people. 🕶️🤑
On the canvas of the daily chart, behold Bitcoin-tiptoeing along the precipice just below that obstinate fortress of resistance, crouching in the $117,000-$118,000 shadows, a siren that last seduced in early September’s haze. A parade of ascending lows since the humble $107,270 nadir murmurs of momentum’s resurgence, building like a poem yet unwritten. 🥴 Bullish tapers and swelling volumes bolster this farce, their recovery arch implying faith’s weary return to the stage. Yet, always the skeptic lurks-caution, that velvet gauntlet, forever jealously guarding the August pinnacle of $124,517, smirking at our lofty dreams.
SunPerp’s roadmap? A wild goose chase across multiple blockchains, because why settle for one kingdom when you can conquer them all? 🌍🚀 The protocol’s non-custodial vibes are as strong as a dragon’s grip, promising to dethrone intermediaries with a flick of its digital wand. 🧙♂️
The Rich Dad Poor Dad prophet, ever the dramatist, declares he “wants to vomit,” a sentiment as poetic as it is unbecoming. 🎭
The Aptos Foundation, with a straight face, announced this integration on October 1, 2025. They claim USD1 is the first stablecoin with a Move-based integration, a feat as impressive as it is bewildering. Aptos, the blockchain born from the ashes of Meta’s Libra, boasts of its speed and efficiency-a claim that, one hopes, will outlast the inevitable scandals. 🏎️💨
Stick around for my half-baked take on market meltdowns and crypto’s weird obsession with staying afloat. 🚀💥
The company also announced plans to enter Europe, beginning with Germany, to broaden its geographic footprint. Because nothing says “financial empowerment” like a basket of digital assets that could vanish faster than a magician’s rabbit. 🐇💥
SINGAPORE – By the time Token2049 rolls around again, today’s DEX darlings might be as relevant as a flip phone at an iPhone launch. Lutz called them “inherent pump-and-dump schemes,” which sounds harsh until you realize he’s not wrong. 🚀
With momentum mounting, the on-chain waltz and technical portents suggest the token may soon test the capricious threshold of $90.
Binance reported that hackers took over one of its Chinese accounts and flooded it with posts containing links to fake websites. These sites were designed to steal cryptocurrency by tricking people into connecting their digital wallets using a tool called WalletConnect. Binance warned users not to click on any links from the hacked account, as doing so could result in immediate loss of funds.
