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But JPX is having none of it. They’re considering stricter rules to curb this “coin-hoarding” madness, which has allegedly led to retail investors losing more money than a tourist in Tokyo trying to decipher a subway map. 🗺️💔 The exchange might tighten backdoor-listing enforcement (because who doesn’t love a good backdoor drama?), mandate re-audits (auditors everywhere are rejoicing), and restrict financing for firms that prioritize crypto accumulation over, you know, actually running a business. 🏢→🪙

After doing a little dip from its fancy $2.580 mood, XRP went into hibernation-beneath $2.550 and $2.50. Even dipped past the 50% Fib retracement-smooth move. But the bulls? Still kicking. They’re hanging above $2.320, eyes on the prize, possibly bouncing back to $2.40 or even higher.

Here’s the deal: Visa and Mastercard love their interchange fees-swipe fees, lawyer terms-and they’ve been shaking them down for around 2% to 2.5% of every card transaction. Surprising to no one, these fees have ballooned over the years-like a balloon full of hot air. Talk about showing off! In 2024, it totaled a sizzling $111.2 billion, up from $100.8 billion in 2023. Ouch, that stings like a gym membership.

’Tis said that one Master Traidman, a former luminary of Ripple itself, doth champion this strategy. He doth compare it, with a touch of dramatic flair, to the folly of past investments, those fickle “digital asset treasury companies” which, like bubbles, swelled with promise only to burst into nothingness. 📉 “Like the boom-and-bust of the early 2000s,” he proclaims, as if forecasting the doom of lesser mortals.

Dormant Bitcoin holders moving large sums to exchanges raises concerns about long-term confidence amid growing concerns about the potential impact of quantum computing. 🧠💥 Are they preparing for the end of the world, or just trying to cash out before the next bear market? 🤷‍♂️

Behold, the sacred $0.50 zone! A fortress of Fibonacci proportions, it has withstood the onslaught of selling pressure like a Soviet-era bunker. Ali Martinez, our modern-day Nostradamus, charts the chaos with the precision of a mad scientist. The candlestick wicks? Merely the ghosts of liquidity, trapped in purgatory. If bulls can hold this line, the path to $0.70 may yet be paved with the tears of shorts. 🕯️💸

Behold, the traders’ hearts sank further when a 1.8% decline sent prices near $103,400, and briefly to $102,850, as if the market itself were a tragic actor in a poorly written play!

Enter “Project Crypto,” a masterpiece of bureaucratic choreography, dividing the digital realm into four acts:

Currently trading at $99.67 USD and 0.000966 BTC, Litecoin’s movements are as subtle as a cat burglar, with traders watching like hawks for a breakout. Accumulation, they say, is underway-though whether it’s a prelude to glory or just another false dawn remains to be seen. The community, ever hopeful, clings to technical patterns like a drowning man to a lifebuoy, while the rest of us wonder if this is the chapter where the protagonist finally triumphs, or merely stumbles into another farce. 🤡📈

According to a FOX Business report (yep, the gossip’s real), Coinbase has officially pulled the plug on its decades-long relationship with Delaware. It’s packing up its legal bags and heading straight to Texas, where everything’s bigger, including, apparently, the business opportunities.