Pray, imagine a certain statute proposed with the grand intention of establishing a reserve of cryptocurrencies managed by none other than the state itself, sustained by legislative coffers and the spoils of digital seizures. The design? To bestow upon Arizona a rather distinguished advantage in the ever-expanding masquerade of the blockchain economy. Quite the modern pastime, indeed!
A State-Managed Crypto Fund? How Very Dashing!
By virtue of SB 1373, the state treasurer is granted the liberty to retain confiscated cryptocurrencies within the secure confines of a duly qualified custody scheme or perchance a state-registered exchange-traded product. Oh, and there’s the delightful notion that this treasurer might lend out these digital curiosities in hopes of generating yield — as one might lend a rare novel to a dear friend, but with promises of pecuniary returns. 🎩
Yet, lest one’s enthusiasm run away, there exists a cap of no more than ten percent of the entire reserve to be invested in any fiscal year — a prudent morsel of caution amid the fervour.
Moreover, the bill’s definition of “digital assets” amply embraces a motley crew: Bitcoin, stablecoins, NFTs (whatever those may be), and sundry tokens fashioned by blockchain with various financial or perhaps access-related worth. Quite the motley gallery, indeed!
Arizona’s Other Daring Venture: A Bitcoin-Specific Reserve
But lo! This is not Arizona’s sole foray into the cryptic realm of cryptocurrency. Another legislative gem, SB 1025, recently paraded past the House, adorned with the grandiose title of the Arizona Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act. This provision would imbue the state with the authority to invest up to 10% of its funds directly into virtual currency holdings, with a most particular fondness for Bitcoin itself—an illustrious digital sovereign. 👑
Should both measures receive the approval of their peers, Arizona might very well secure the crown as a trailblazer in the novel art of state-level crypto treasury management. Other American states, take heed—your turn to join the digital dance awaits!
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