What to know: The Irony of Tomorrow’s Agents

- In a speech given to murmuring crowds at Consensus 2026, Charles Hoskinson singed the air with a prophecy: by the year 2035 the internet will be ruled not by people, but by AI agents, and thus the very pillars of Google, Amazon, and Facebook will crumble like an ill-conceived sugar house.
- He argued that the machinations of these non‑sentient agents, who neither click on advertisements nor feel enchantment for a particular brand, would lead to a dramatic upheaval of ad‑driven models, as well as to crypto‑tasks that once required human diligence now handed over to silicon‑based assistants.
- Hoskinson further admonished the crystalline world of crypto to keep the reins of data, identity, and assets in hand, rebuking the fragmentation of ecosystems and the poor user experience that still make newcomers believe the story is only a legend.
Envision, dear reader, a digital realm where the average search, purchase, or simple online rumination is performed by a cluster of AI agents rather than an individual soul – a reversal of the grand narrative of human progress, which, as Leo once noted, is a page turned by the most skeptical of eyes.
During his keynote at the Miami exegesis of Consensus 2026, Hoskinson declared, with the grandiosity one might expect of a 19th‑century bard, “by 2035 the majority of all digital commerce will be conducted by AI rather than humans.”
He claimed this revolution threatens the foundation upon which our great technological empires stand. “Amazon, Google, Facebook, they are terrified of the agentic revolution,” he observed, adding that these behemoths are pouring fortunes into a future from which they cannot oft escape.
The AI agents, he saved, possess no appetite for clicks or brand fidelity, thereby sidelining the very model that has prolonged the fortunes of search and social media gods with tidy ad budgets.
He noted that this upcoming shift will reimagine the use of crypto: AI will take over due diligence, transaction execution, and mingling with the trickiest corners of DeFi.
Esteemed demigods of the crypto cosmos – Brian Armstrong and Changpeng Zhao – have echoed similar prophecies, proclaiming that AI will soon eclipse humans not only in approving transactions but in celebrating the abundance of beopunk blocks and dollar‑equivalent payloads.
Nevertheless, Hor, who, like a stern father, reminds us that “the single best thing to ever happen to cryptocurrencies” is, in fact, the contagiously simple UX that AI agents now provide.
Still, he warned against outsourcing power to intermediaries: “You must master the art of owning your data, identity, and funds. You cannot entrust these to custodial wallets and expect no repercussions when an ominous bank shutdown creeps upon you.”
He also censured the fragmentation of blockchain ecosystems, lamenting that a staggering eleven million tokens have been released, yet progress dwindles because of halfway cooperation. “I desire unity, the achievement of a common mission,” he sighed.
User experience remains the most insurmountable obstacle to adoption, he mused, describing crypto onboarding as a labyrinth that even Dostoyevskian protagonists would find excruciating. “What a product would you want to use if it was so clumsy?” he asked.
He offered hope: the use of account abstraction and chain abstraction as a remedy that could transform the way people interact with crypto, while preserving the dignity of control.
Hoskinson highlighted a perceptible shift in the grand financial houses, noting that JPMorgan has transitioned from vetoing crypto activities to creating blockchain products. “At the outset, the bank would shut off accounts; now, they hand us a product that keeps the data in a single ledger,” he recalled.
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2026-05-07 01:44