Hark! A tale doth unfold, of fortunes sought in the digital realm, a scheme most cunning and, dare I say, a trifle absurd! This VivoPower, a company of…ambition, hath devised a plan – a “DAT 2.0,” or as some might call it, an “anti-DAT” – to acquire this XRP, a mystical digital token, at a discount so steep ’tis nigh unbelievable! A full 84%, they claim! Good Heavens!
’Tis said that one Master Traidman, a former luminary of Ripple itself, doth champion this strategy. He doth compare it, with a touch of dramatic flair, to the folly of past investments, those fickle “digital asset treasury companies” which, like bubbles, swelled with promise only to burst into nothingness. 📉 “Like the boom-and-bust of the early 2000s,” he proclaims, as if forecasting the doom of lesser mortals.
These DATs, alas, are collapsing, according to this former Ripple sage!
VivoPower, bold and brazen, doth buy XRP exposure for a mere fragment of its worth, purchasing shares in Ripple itself!
And with Ripple’s valuation soaring towards the heavens at 40 billion, the discount doth deepen to a most alluring 59%! 😮
VivoPower’s scheme explained… (though whether ’tis wisdom or madness, I leave to thee to judge!).
– Crypto Eri ~ Carpe Diem (@sentosumosaba) November 12, 2025
Of Treasuries and Tokens: A Second Generation
This second generation of DATs, he insists, doth not merely buy at the current price, but doth seek out bargains, discounts so large they border on the fantastical. “Instead of purchasing at the spot price,” quoth he, “they acquire the asset at a discount of vast proportions!” A true bargain hunter, this Traidman!
He speaks of Bitcoin, that granddaddy of digital currencies, and declares an 80% discount utterly impossible! One might mine it, perhaps, and glean a small advantage, but 80%? Preposterous! “How, pray tell,” he asks with a touch of theatrical exasperation, “art thou to obtain Bitcoin for such a pittance?!”
The secret, you see, lies in Ripple. This company, so intimately connected to XRP, doth offer a unique opportunity. A discount linked to the company’s own value, a corporate sleight of hand to acquire the token at bargain basement prices. “Only one cryptocurrency,” he proclaims, “is tied to a private company so woefully undervalued! And that, my friends, is XRP, thanks to Ripple!”
The order of events, he elucidates, is key: first, acquire XRP at this magical discount through Ripple’s finances; then, deploy it upon the yield networks, like Flare, to generate even more coin! 💰 “And with our partners, such as Flare, we shall wring a yield from these XRP assets! Buying them at 84% off and then investing them to reap a return!”
This scheme, he notes, doth not rely upon the good graces of the market, upon others recognizing the brilliance of their enterprise. “They need not trade at a premium,” he declares, “like the MNAV companies. For by default, they earn money from the very first moment! Every coin put into our coffers doth return a profit, as if by magic!”
And as of this very moment, XRP doth trade at a cost of $2.44. A tempting price, perhaps… or merely a prelude to further folly? Time, and the market, will tell! 🎭
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2025-11-13 03:12