BitMine Immersion Technologies (NYSE-BMNR), a company that somehow manages to make financial ballet sound like a Russian folk dance, has secured shareholder approval to expand its share cap-a move that will either fund their grand Ethereum ambitions or, as some whisper, fund a lavish casino trip in Las Vegas. The decision, passed with the enthusiasm of a Tolstoy protagonist facing a blizzard, accelerates their plan to hoard Ethereum (ETH), now trading at $2,989 per unit, amid a 7.1% 24-hour volatility that would make a cossack reconsider his step.
The shareholders, gathered in a desert oasis where the only thing hotter than the sun was their vote, approved four proposals. The most contentious-increasing the share count-garnered 81% support, a number that, in shareholder terms, means “we trust you, even though the stock just fell 8%.” The company’s press release, delivered with the gravitas of a Pushkin sonnet, assured investors they’ll never sell shares below their net asset value. A promise as comforting as a warm samovar in January.
4/Regarding the 2025 Stockholders vote, all 4 proposals passed:
Proposals:1. Elect Board of Directors ✅🏆YES ➡️ 98% votes in favor
2. Increase authorized shares ✅🏆YES ➡️ 81% votes in favor (52.2% of all shares)
3. Omnibus Incentive plan ✅🏆YES ➡️ 89% votes in favor
4.…
– Bitmine (NYSE-BMNR) $ETH (@BitMNR) January 20, 2026
Chairman Thomas “Tom” Lee, channeling the stoicism of a Dostoevsky character, declared the vote a testament to shareholder faith. Meanwhile, the company’s “alchemy of 5%” plan-aiming to own 5% of Ethereum’s supply-has already acquired 4,203,036 ETH, or 3.48% of the circulating supply. A treasure trove that, if buried in Siberia, might rival the Czar’s lost jewels.
BitMine also revealed a $200 million investment in Beast Industries, a venture tied to Jimmy “MrBeast” Donaldson. One imagines a boardroom scene where MrBeast asks, “Why Ethereum?” and the CFO replies, “Why not?”
BMNR Stock Trades Lower But Stays Active
Following the vote, BMNR shares dipped 8%, closing at $28.35-a drop that, in crypto terms, is less a fall and more a dramatic pause. The stock’s year-long swing from $3.20 to $161 is a narrative arc worthy of a Chekhov play, complete with market crashes and shareholder epiphanies.
BMNR stock price performance | Source: Yahoo! Finance
Despite the decline, BMNR remains in the top 60 US stocks by volume, a position it holds like a drunk poet clings to a rhyme. The company now boasts 1,838,003 staked ETH, valued at $5.9 billion, making it a titan in staking circles-though one wonders if the Ethereum gods are impressed or merely amused.
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2026-01-20 23:19