Heads up, world-Tether has fallen madly in love with Bitcoin again, scooping up another 8,888 BTC in the oh-so-exciting Q4 of 2025. 📈 Your modest house now has over 96,000 Bitcoins (crisp Bitcoin tux in there, anyone?), especially after channeling a sweet 15% of its profits into the digital crush as a long-term reserve asset. Talk about commitment! 💍
- Flashback: Tether’s been buying 8,888 Bitcoin every quarter in 2025-it’s like clockwork, or should I say, like clock-crypto? 🕰️
- Recounting the memorable 2023 announcement, Tether declared its undying love and promised to allocate up to 15% of its profits to its crypto beau, all in the name of reserve diversification. 🥂
- Desperately clinging to tradition, U.S. Treasuries still hold tighter than a drama queen’s grip on a ransom letter, but Bitcoin now has a VIP seat on Tether’s balance sheet. 🍷
So, in the fantastical Q4 2025, Tether snapped up those 8,888 Bitcoins again, placing them among their already impressive stash of over 96,000. The blockchain was left agape in amazement, ranking Tether as the fifth-largest Bitcoin wallet holder globally. 😲
Tether’s Love Letter to Bitcoin
Reminiscing over its September 2022 announcement of intentions to procure Bitcoin with up to 15% of its net operating profits, Tether seems vigilant in its quest for diversified love. Notes whisper that this grand saga aims to hedge against the inflation beast lurking behind every closet door. 😈
Thanks to profitable arm gestures in 2025, Tether’s wallet continued to swell with btcitude, the USDT stablecoin prudently backed by American government IOUs. Meanwhile, Bitcoin basks in the lights of a premium asset, comprising a gracious minority of their treasure trove unicorns. 🦄
Sobriety aside, Tether’s asset allocation romantics intertwine traditional financial instruments with digital assets, constructing a resilient ecosystem-a tapestry woven by Bitcoin’s undeniable prowess. 🌉
As the corporate world watches with bated breath, Tether secures its spot amidst the mighty titans of Bitcoin hoarders, lurking fortunes possible but unsaid-because when are we ever overly specific in love affairs? 💫
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