What to know:
- Doge and Shiba took a nosedive, with DOGE at $0.123 and SHIB at $0.000007165-crypto’s party’s crashed harder than a deflated balloon. 🎈💥
- DOGE’s dancing in a tight corset, clinging to $0.122 like a life raft. SHIB? It’s already tumbled off the diving board. 🏊♂️
- The market’s a bear wearing bunny slippers-technical moves reign, not fairy tales. 🐻🐰
Dogecoin wobbled to $0.123 while Shiba Inu slithered to $0.000007165, both floundering like fish out of water as Bitcoin’s feeble bounce fizzled and Ether sank deeper into its slump. A setup so bleak, even Santa’s reindeer would’ve traded in for a nap. 🦌😴
News background
Meme coins are now the market’s canaries in the coal mine-whimperin’ when the air turns toxic. Bitcoin’s feeble attempts to rally are like a toddler trying to push a boulder uphill. Ether’s draggin’ its feet so hard, it’s a wonder it hasn’t left skid marks. 🚶♂️📉
With liquidity thinner than a Mississippi river mist, traders are treatin’ DOGE and SHIB like sacrificial lambs. Sell-offs spike when the crowd yawns, and holiday cheer turns to chaos. 🎄🔥
Technical analysis
DOGE’s stuck in a cage of its own making, bouncing between $0.122 and $0.1264 like a squirrel in a wheel. Break below $0.122, and it’ll be a free-for-all to $0.1280. Climb back above $0.133? Maybe the sellers will finally take a coffee break. ☕
SHIB’s got the grace of a drunk flamingo-crash through $0.00000717, and it’s a one-way ticket to $0.00000707. Bulls better start rehearsing their comeback speeches… if there’s an audience left. 🦩🎭
The verdict? DOGE’s still playing chicken with its support levels, while SHIB’s already buried six feet under. Not exactly a recipe for a happy New Year. 🎉👻
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