Oh, the noble Tom Lee, whose name doth echo through the halls of BitMine Immersion, hath bestowed his blessing upon a quaint little forum post! 🤯💸 “Love this,” he declared, as if the mere utterance could conjure a $20,000 Ethereum price tag from the void. What a farce! 🎭
Lee, that paragon of wisdom and crypto foresight, didst quote-post an image claiming 2026 ATHs for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana-numbers so grand, they’d make a medieval king weep with envy. 🏺💎 Yet, the community, ever vigilant, hath appended a warning: “This anon source is as fake as a three-dollar bill!” 🚫
Love this 🧙♂️- Thomas (Tom) Lee (not drummer) FSInsight.com (@fundstrat) December 25, 2025
Meanwhile, BitMine’s treasury, a fortress of crypto riches, holds $11.83 billion, with ETH as its crown jewel. A mere $1,000 swing in ETH? A $4.07 billion paper profit! 📉📈 No wonder Lee gave that moonshot headline a nod-it’s a goldmine of speculation! 🌙
What if?
If ETH were to reach $20,000, BitMine’s stash would swell to $81.32 billion! 🤯 But alas, the numbers are but a mirage, yet the narrative sells like hotcakes. 🥞 The market, ever eager, doth anchor itself to such fantasies, while propping up equity proxies like BMNR. 📊
Thus, dear reader, we see how a mere number can ignite the passions of the masses-so long as it’s wrapped in a cloak of “outputs” and a dash of drama. 🎭✨
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2025-12-26 20:07