Ethereum’s price slipped for the second day in a row. Crypto market sentiment? Lower than my chances of getting a free sandwich from Jerry’s deli. And Arthur Hayes? Still selling like he’s trying to fund a new yacht named The Big Mistake. 🚨
- Ethereum crashes into a bear market. Because bears are cute, but not when they’re eating your portfolio. 🐻💸
- Arthur Hayes continues selling. Moved 682 ETH-only $2 million worth! I mean, who notices a mere $2 million these days? 👀
- A whale buys $1.67 billion of ETH. Congrats! You’re now the proud owner of a digital rock. 🪨
Ethereum (ETH) dropped to $2,900. Not the worst price since it peaked at $4,960, but still high enough to make me regret not buying the dip. Or was it a dip? Who knows anymore. 🤷
Arthur Hayes, BitMex founder and crypto’s favorite walking red flag, sold another $2 million today. Arkham says he’s offloaded $5 million this month. But hey, he’s “reinvesting” in Pendle, Ethena, and Ether Fi. Sounds like a crypto pyramid scheme. 🕳️
Still, some genius whales are buying the dip like it’s Black Friday. One bought $136 million today alone. Since November, they’ve dropped $1.67 billion. Bold strategy for a coin that’s down 40%. Either they’re a genius or they’ve never heard of a stop-loss. 💸
A whale has bought $136,493,000 in $ETH today.
Since November 4th, this whale has bought $1,670,000,000 in Ethereum.
– Ted (@TedPillows) December 24, 2025
Tom Lee’s BitMine bought 436,361 ETH in 30 days. That’s 3.6% of the market cap. Hopes to own 5%? Because monopolies are never shady, right? He’s eyeing staking profits. Bold of him to assume Ethereum won’t get forked into oblivion first. 🏦
Lee says Ethereum’s the “largest chain.” Sure, buddy. Dominates DeFi, tokenized assets, and stablecoins. Because nothing says stability like a blockchain built on memes and hope. 🚀
Ethereum price technical analysis
Daily chart? Looks like ETH got hit by a truck. High of $4,960 to $2,915. Bearish crossover? Check. Bearish flag pattern? Double check. Technical analysis says “sell,” but hey, what do computers know? 📉
Analysts predict ETH will drop to $2,622. Below that? $2,000. Perfect! Then we can all say “I told you so” and move on to the next doomed asset. 🌊
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2025-12-24 21:26