My dear reader, it is with a most solemn tone that I relate the recent events transpiring between the esteemed Binance and the beleaguered Upbit. South Korean constabulary, with all the urgency of a gentleman tardy to a ball, requested the freezing of 470 million KRW in Solana tokens-stolen, one presumes, by a rogue with a penchant for chaos. Yet Binance, in a display of bureaucratic flair, deemed only 17% (a mere 80 million KRW) worthy of their attention, after a delay of no fewer than fifteen hours. “Verification,” they declared, as though the word itself were a sacred text. Alas, this half-hearted gesture has provoked a tempest of criticism, as if the world’s exchanges and local magistrates were locked in a particularly tedious game of whist. Upbit, ever the indomitable spirit, now seeks to reclaim the remainder, while the rest of us ponder whether crypto crime requires a new code of conduct-or perhaps a stronger tea. 🤡💸
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