Trump Crypto Game: Because We Needed More Chaos in 2023 🎮💸

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So, apparently, we’re getting a Trump-themed crypto game. Yes, you read that right. 🥴 Bill Zanker, the guy who’s already made a career out of slapping Trump’s name on everything from memecoins to NFTs, is now bringing us the “Trump Billionaires Club.” Because what the world needs right now is more Trump-branded nonsense. 🤡

According to the game’s website (yes, it exists), it’s being developed by Freedom 45 Games, and it’s tied to the Trump Coin. 🪙 Naturally, you can fund your account with cash, crypto, or TRUMP Coin-because why not? Oh, and you can trade NFT statues and pins. Because nothing says “billionaire” like digital trinkets. 🏆

The game is set to hit the Apple App Store on December 30th, just in time to ruin your New Year’s Eve plans. 🎉 Pre-registration is open, so you can be among the first to roll the dice on this monstrosity. Literally-there’s a Monopoly-style gameboard involved. Shocking, I know. 🎲

Zanker was also behind some April project that sounded suspiciously like MONOPOLY GO, but a spokesperson denied it. Sure, Jan. 🙄 Anyway, this new game promises an air drop of Trump tokens to whoever earns the most points pre-launch. Just open an account, hold the TRUMP coin, and refer your friends. Easy peasy. Or, you know, a pyramid scheme. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, and don’t worry-there’s a disclaimer. It’s not made by Trump or any of his businesses. Phew! We were all so concerned. 😒 The collectibles are “for enjoyment only,” not for investment. Because who would invest in something with Trump’s name on it? Oh, right. People did. Oops. 💸

Speaking of which, the Trump memecoin is down 92% from its all-time high. Surprise! 🤑 It launched at $73 and is now trading at $5.89. But hey, since the game announcement, it’s up 3.4%. So, there’s that. 🚀

Trump Game Features Crypto Elements (Because Why Not?)

The demo shows a digital New York where you roll dice and build stuff. Groundbreaking. 🏙️ It’s basically Monopoly with a Trump twist. Originality at its finest. 👏

Democrat lawmakers are already eyeing this like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey. 🦃 They’ve demanded investigations into Trump’s crypto ventures, because of course they have. But let’s be real-this game is just another way to keep the Trump train rolling, even if it’s off the rails. 🚂

So, will the “Trump Billionaires Club” make crypto games great again? Probably not. But it’ll definitely give us something to laugh (or cry) about. 🎭

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2025-12-10 08:16