So, AlphaTON, that tiny little fish in the crypto pond, decides to grow up and pull off a big boy stunt. They’re saying, “Hey, we’re done with baby-shelf limitations!” because apparently, baby shelves are too restrictive for a company with grand plans. They filed for a $420.69 million raise – yes, that exact number – because, why not? It’s all about meme culture and talking big. 🍼➡️💸
And what’s the deal with their stock? Well, their ticker, ATON, took a nosedive from roughly $4.75 to $1.71 in a month. Fantastic, right? That’s a 64% drop – investor confidence, anyone? Meanwhile, they’re sitting on over 12.8 million TON tokens, worth about $20 million. It’s like trying to fill a bathtub with a teaspoon, but hey, at least they’re trying to grow.
Small company dreaming big – is this real life?
So, AlphaTON is tiny, like “I just learned to walk” tiny, but guess what? They’re aiming to raise more than $420 million. Yeah, that’s more than most mid-cap tech giants pull in. It’s like the neighbor kid saying he’s going to build Elon Musk’s spaceship. Just because the law says “baby-shelf” is off doesn’t mean the money’s falling from the sky, but they’re hopeful. And if they pull it off, they’re gonna pour that cash into beefing up Telegram’s AI infrastructure and buying more TON tokens. Because who doesn’t want to buy more tokens, right? 🚀
Shareholders might, I dunno, get some upside? Maybe. The stock briefly perked up, jumping roughly 15% after the announcement – talk about emotional whiplash. So, are they on their way to the moon? Or just another crypto soap opera? Stay tuned.
DATs are kinda losing it in November
As AlphaTON screams “big money,” the digital asset treasury scene is basically hitting “pause.” Inflows are down to the lowest of the year, and ETH-related treasuries are slipping into the red. It’s like trying to sprint in quicksand. Meanwhile, Bitcoin treasuries are still holding steady, but that’s about it. Who knew the crypto economy had a giant sniffle? 🤧
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2025-12-05 14:22