Wall Street Wizards Invest in Digital Chocolate Factory 🍫💸

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Digital Asset, the candy-slinger behind the Canton Network, just got a truckload of golden tickets from BNY, Nasdaq, iCapital, and S&P Global. 🎩✨
Legacy banks are suddenly acting like blockchain is the last chocolate in the box. 🍫👀
$6 TRILLION in digital assets? That’s enough to buy every person on Earth 750 rubber ducks. 🦆🦆🦆

Digital Asset, the wizard behind the curtain of Canton Network (CC), announced this week that four Wall Street titans have decided blockchain is the new black. Or perhaps the new gold? 🤔

BNY, a money-mountain so big it could bury Everest, joined Nasdaq (the stock market’s DJ booth), S&P Global (the oracle of financial tea leaves), and iCapital (BlackRock’s secret crypto sidekick) to sprinkle some fairy dust on this deal. No word yet if they traded any magic beans for shares. 🌱

Turns out banks love blockchain now! Who knew? They’re building a digital playground where bonds, loans, and funds can frolic like puppies in a blockchain dog park. All while wearing tiny compliance tutus, of course. 🎭

“Blockchain is the goose that lays golden eggs, but with better lawyers,” declared Yuval Rooz, Digital Asset’s head wizard, probably while sipping espresso brewed from tokenized coffee beans. ☕

This follows Digital Asset’s June heist of $135 million from BNP Paribas, TradeWeb, Goldman Sachs, and friends. These firms are assembling a crypto Avengers squad faster than you can say “decentralized ledger.”

Canton’s ecosystem now hosts $6 trillion of assets-a number so big it makes Scrooge McDuck’s vault look like a piggy bank. 🏦

2025-12-05 01:18

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