Peter Schiff Destroys Bitcoin Tycoon: ‘Saylor Is Finished’ Over $1.44B Reserve Disaster

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Ah, the sweet smell of financial chaos in the morning. Strategy Inc. (formerly MicroStrategy, because who doesn’t love a good rebrand?) has decided to raise cash and stockpile a cool $1.44 billion reserve. And what do you know? This is all happening while Bitcoin takes a nosedive, making your crypto portfolio look like a bad Tinder date-full of promise, but ultimately disappointing. 🥴

Strategy’s Emergency $1.44B Reserve: Just Another Day in Crypto Paradise

Apparently, Strategy raised the reserve by selling off a chunk of its stock in a move that screams, “We need cash, and we need it now!” No biggie though-according to the company, they didn’t even touch their precious Bitcoin stash to fund this reserve. They’re holding onto those 650,000 BTC for dear life-because what’s more reassuring than keeping your crypto pile, while everyone else is asking, “Is this still a thing?” 😬

Just to keep the drama alive, they did buy some new coins recently-130 BTC for a casual $11.7 million. Who knew buying Bitcoin in a down market was the equivalent of trying to catch a falling knife and calling it a “deal”? 🔪

Strategy Inc. just announced a $1.44 billion USD reserve to cover at least 12 months of preferred dividends and interest payments, funded through its at-the-market stock sales. Oh, and they now hold 650,000 BTC. So, yeah, they’re doing just fine. 😅

– Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) December 1, 2025

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Market Meltdown or Just Another Tuesday?

Surprise, surprise-investors didn’t exactly throw confetti when they heard about the reserve. Strategy’s stock tanked faster than a meme coin on a Monday morning. Analysts are saying that the cash buffer will help, but it doesn’t fix the bigger picture. You know, like the $8 billion in convertible debt they’re still carrying around. But hey, who’s counting? 🤷‍♂️

Strategy announces $1.44B USD Reserve and now hodls 650,000 $BTC. Living the dream. 😆

– Strategy (@Strategy) December 1, 2025

To make things more fun, Strategy has also slashed its 2025 profit and Bitcoin yield targets. Guess that “moon mission” is now more of a slow cruise through the crypto abyss. 🚀💸

So, what’s the plan here? Well, the reserve is supposed to stop them from selling Bitcoin in a panic to pay bills. But here’s the kicker: holding cash costs money too. And don’t even get started on the governance questions. Do you trust a guy who’s juggling hundreds of thousands of BTC and making “strategic” decisions under the spotlight? Didn’t think so. 😬

Peter Schiff’s Epic Roast of Saylor: ‘Game Over’

Enter Peter Schiff, the ever-enthusiastic Bitcoin critic, who took to Twitter to drop a truth bomb. According to Schiff, Saylor is a “conman” (ouch) and the whole Bitcoin model is a house of cards. Apparently, selling stock for US dollars just to pay interest and dividends is “proof” that Saylor’s empire is crumbling. Oh, and Schiff added, “Today is the beginning of the end of $MSTR.”

Today is the beginning of the end of $MSTR. Saylor was forced to sell stock not to buy Bitcoin, but to buy U.S. dollars merely to fund MSTR’s interest and dividend obligations. The stock is broken. The business model is a fraud, and @Saylor is the biggest con man on Wall Street.

– Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff) December 1, 2025

Some investors are shaking their heads, while others are just sitting back, popcorn in hand, waiting for the next episode of “What Will Saylor Do Next?” But let’s not forget: the true test is not in the Twitter wars. It’s in how Strategy handles its debt, its next Bitcoin sale (or lack thereof), and if they can survive the looming storm of volatility. Stay tuned. 🍿

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2025-12-02 16:13