Alright, listen up, people. Bankless co-founder David Hoffman, because he’s just that cool and smart, has dropped a bombshell: Ethereum is gonna just shrug and keep rolling along even if Bitcoin gets quantum-computed into oblivion. Yeah, you heard that right, folks. 💻⚡️
Apparently, the ever-witty Nic Carter threw some shade into the conversation, kind of a “my coin’s better than your coin” vibe. Carter tweeted that trusting “people thinking their coin is gonna win if only Bitcoin dies” is as dumb as a square pokeball. I mean, isn’t that the story of crypto… or maybe my dogs? 🐕
Hoffman pretty much said, “Ah, Bitcoin, you’re cute when you try, but don’t worry, we (Ethereum) have got it all handled.” He explained, “If Bitcoin stopped producing blocks, literally, nothing crazy happens on Ethereum. It’s like, ‘Oh, no biggie, we’re over here, living our best lives’.” 🚀🌡️
The idea is, even if Bitcoin’s technological hiccup could scare some folks off the crypto wagon, Ethereum’s been prepping like a contestant on ‘The Amazing Race’ in quantum town. And if Bitcoin hits the fan, Ethereum might just glam up from victim to the belle of the digital ball. Think of it as a “No Moon” contest where Ethereum snags the first runner-up ribbon because Bitcoin fumbled the baton. 🌚🎉
Ethereum: The Better Prepared Cyber Pal
Scott Aaronson, a true tech oracle, isn’t playing – he calls the quantum apocalypse real! He warns we might be waving to quantum-computers smugly teasing us by Thursdays. 😱
Bitcoin has been smart enough to see the “cryptographic underpants gnomes” usage – EARLY WALLET HANDS OFF! They’ve known the dangers lurking in those snake-valley-signatures, and honestly, they look like they’re pretty careful in hiding their exit petals after the Move Conservatory.
Meanwhile, Hoffman prances over saying “watch this,” as Ethereum’s been secretly decking out with quantum-defying tech since forever. This means hiding keys like they’re my sock collection (which no one should ever find). And Phew, even the Merge brought some Validator Guardian Angels to watch withdrawal keys. 🛡️🎩
So, not only has Ethereum been busy with their shopping list for quantum proofness, but they’re also planning parties with Bulletproof guests like Verkle trees and EOF-layer upgrades. It’s like they saw the quantum crystal ball, and they’re making sure everyone enjoys a good old “Game Over” sign unless you choose the right side. 📊🔒
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2025-11-26 07:58