Ah, the iron fist of regulation-how it swings with bureaucratic glee! South Korea’s Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU), that stern-faced guardian of monetary purity, has sharpened its knives for Korbit, Gopax, Bithumb, and Coinone. 🗡️ What crime, you ask? The same old song: anti-money laundering faults, a tune previously hummed by Dunamu, the beleaguered maestro behind Upbit, who coughed up a princely sum of 35.2 billion KRW ($24.35 million-or roughly enough to buy a small island, if islands accepted crypto).
Now, the industry waits, trembling like a leaf in a typhoon, as the FIU prepares to drop its gavel by next year’s first half. 💥 Experts whisper (between sips of overpriced coffee) that this may be the most aggressive regulatory tantrum yet in Korea’s crypto circus. Will exchanges survive? Will bureaucrats run out of ink signing fines? Stay tuned-the drama’s just getting started! 🎭
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2025-11-24 10:22