eToro’s Crypto Surge: Profits Soar, Costs Match… Wait, What?

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eToro, that paragon of financial innovation, has just released its Q3 2025 results, which are so impressive they could make a goldfish blush. 🐟🚀 Crypto trading volumes have skyrocketed, and the US is now the new Wall Street of… well, crypto.

However, high hedging costs in crypto derivatives are like a mosquito at a picnic-annoying and hard to swat. They nearly erased departmental profits, but the overall net income still managed to jump 48% YoY to $57 million. That’s like finding a $5 bill in your old jacket pocket-unexpected, but welcome. 💸🧠

Crypto Trading Volumes Triple YoY

eToro’s crypto-related revenue hit a staggering $3.97 billion in Q3, up from $1.4B a year earlier. October saw 5 million crypto trades, an 84% YoY jump. Imagine if your savings account had a 84% increase in transactions-your bank would send you a thank-you note. But here, it’s just the crypto crowd, trading with the enthusiasm of a kid at a candy store. 🎉🚀

@eToro Q3 2025 results are in! 📣
Highlights (YoY):

⬆️ Net Contribution: +28% → $215M
⬆️ Adjusted EBITDA: +43% → $78M
⬆️ Adjusted Net Income: +35% → $60M
⬆️ Funded Accounts: +16% → 3.73M
⬆️ Assets Under Administration: +76% → $20.8B
⬆️ Cash & Investments: $1.2B
⬆️ Adjusted…

– Yoni Assia (@yoniassia) November 10, 2025

Staking for Cardano, Ethereum, and Solana was introduced, alongside yield-bearing tokens. But here’s the kicker: crypto derivatives recorded net losses of over $18 million, driven by hedging expenses totaling $3.89 billion-nearly matching revenue. It’s like paying a fortune to play a game where you’re guaranteed to lose. 😅💸

Overall Financials Show Strong Growth

Company-wide metrics remained solid. Net contribution grew 28% YoY to $215M, while adjusted EBITDA climbed 43% to $78M. Assets under administration (AUA) hit $20.8 billion, up 76% YoY. It’s like your savings account is now a small country’s GDP. 🌍💰

eToro launched AI-powered strategy tools, 24/5 trading for major US indices, and a premium subscription tier (eToro Club). A $150 million share repurchase program-$50 million via accelerated buyback-was also unveiled. Shares rose 8% in early trading. It’s like the financial world’s version of a “buy one, get one free” deal. 🚀💸

Market Reaction and Outlook

Analysts viewed results positively, noting that crypto volumes exceeded forecasts. Community feedback on X highlighted retail crypto demand recovery. It’s like the crypto world is finally getting its act together-after years of chaos. 🧠🚀

JUST IN: @eToro just crushed Q3 2025 expectations thanks to surging crypto volumes.

Mainstream users are trading more than ever – and fintech isn’t just surviving, it’s growing off-chain rails into digital assets. Don’t sleep on brokerage evolution. 🧠 #CryptoAdoption #Fintech…

– ₿itBlitz (@BitBlitz) November 10, 2025

Tokenized stocks on Ethereum remain under regulatory scrutiny. CEO Yoni Assia emphasized, “We remain focused on executing our strategy across trading, investing, wealth management, and neo-banking while driving innovation in crypto and AI.” It’s like a CEO’s mantra, but with more emojis and less actual meaning. 🧠💼

Today @eToro CEO & Co-Founder, @yoniassia, joined @moneymoverscnbc with @carlquintanillan and @SaraEisen to discuss quarterly earnings and what’s coming next for eToro.

– eToro US (@eToroUS) November 10, 2025

With disciplined cost management and diversified revenue streams delivering sustainable profit growth, eToro is well-positioned for continued US market penetration and accelerated expansion across Asia in 2026, capitalizing on macro tailwinds to drive long-term shareholder value. It’s like the financial world’s version of a superhero movie-except the hero is a platform that’s actually doing something. 🦸♂️🚀

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2025-11-11 07:28