Behold, the mighty Bitcoin, which suddenly found itself in a quandary, slipping below $100,000 on the Coinbase exchange like a squirrel in a sock! 🧠💸
It followed Ethereum’s move to turn negative for 2025, amidst the altcoin’s steepest daily drop in months. One might say the crypto world is as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. 🌪️
A Brief Descent into the Abyss
While the US was busy with the New York mayoral elections on Tuesday, the Bitcoin price took a little nap below the $100,000 mark on the Coinbase exchange. It lasted only a moment, like a joke told in a language no one understands. 🧨
It rebounded swiftly, with BTC trading for $100,977 as of this writing. As of this writing, the intra-day low for the pioneer crypto was $99,908, levels that had last been seen on June 23, 2025. One wonders if the market’s mood swings are as predictable as a Missouri summer. ☀️🌧️
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2025-11-04 22:11