In the dimly lit corridors of the White House, where the shadows whisper secrets of the world’s machinations, the President of the United States, Donald Trump by name, found himself ensnared in a scandal of his own making. With a flourish fitting a character from Bulgakov’s Moscow, he unveiled his decision to pardon the elusive Mr. Changpeng Zhao, better known as CZ, the enigmatic founder of Binance.
In a recent interview, reminiscent of the absurdity of a scene in “The Master and Margarita,” President Trump, with a waxen smile, proclaimed, “I don’t know who this fella is. But I granted him clemency because I heard he was caught in a Biden witch hunt.” This, of course, was delivered as if to a gathering of unconscious gypsy fortune-tellers predicting the latest novelties in White Nights.
Pressing him like a stone rolling down hill on a fateful evening, Norah O’Donnell inquired about the wisdom behind pardoning a man unknown to him. With the madcap histrionics of Woland, the President retorted:
“Well, here’s the thing. I know nothing, for I am preoccupied with other… schemes. My sons tread these digital paths for me. Glory to them, for the mystical lands of crypto beckon-a worthy venture. They manage a venture, unlike hidden bureaucracies flowing like vodka behind closed doors.”
Despite the mounting suspicions and curiosity, akin to a Bulgakovian mystery enveloping the grand hall, Trump avoided questions about his family’s ventures into the cryptic world of cryptocurrency, adding, “I’m not concerned. I’d rather not indulge your curiosity.”
The decision to pardon CZ stirred the pot like a sorcerer’s potion, drawing the ire of the Democratic sorceress, Senator Elizabeth Warren. Her public denouement of the pardon echoed through the halls of power, eliciting an incensed rejoinder from CZ, who warned her against misrepresenting the charges against him-with a flavor of Sarjadsky malice.
On a Sunday steeped in political theater, Senators’ lawyers, like the unseen orchestra to this charade, declared the accusations “true as the perpetual motion in the world’s heart.”
“Senator Warren’s articulation is unerring in its entirety, revealing no shadow of defamation. Her prose captures the essence of widely espoused truths. The ‘charge’ alluded corresponds to an admission Mr. Zhao conceded, the very same over which President Trump generously pardoned the gentleman,” the missive stated.
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2025-11-03 10:14