🚀 BIO Token Moonblasts 58% on Upbit – DeSci’s Undead Revival! 🧪

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Ah, Upbit, that grand bazaar of digital dreams and nightmares, has deigned to list BIO Protocol’s token, BIO, on its hallowed ledger. South Korea’s crypto colossus, with a flourish of its quill, hath spoken, and lo! the altcoin doth soar like a mad goose on a windy day-58% upwards, no less! 🌪️💸

Behold, the trading volume swelled like a bureaucrat’s ego, by 500%, as investors, those fickle moths to the flame, flocked to BIO with the fervor of peasants to a miracle spring. 🦋🔥

Upbit’s Trumpet Sounds, BIO Dances the Tarantella

In its proclamation, Upbit declared that BIO trading shall commence at the stroke of 18:00 KST. The token, a nimble sprite, shall pair with the Korean Won (KRW), Bitcoin (BTC), and Tether (USDT)-a trifecta of financial folly. 🕺💹

“Deposits and withdrawals, dear souls, are bound to the BIO-Ethereum network. Verify thy network, lest thou send thy coins into the void! The contract address, a sacred incantation, is 0xcb1592591996765ec0efc1f92599a19767ee5ffa,” Upbit intoned, with the gravity of a soothsayer. 🔮

Yet, lest chaos reign, Upbit hath imposed its iron rules. For five minutes, no buy orders shall pass; sell orders, if priced 10% below the previous close, shall be cast into the abyss. For two hours, only limit orders shall dance, while others are shackled. Such measures, they say, to tame the wild beast of volatility. 🦁⛓️

And so, BIO leapt from $0.086 to $0.136, a 58% ascent, before settling at $0.111-still a hearty 30% gain. A rollercoaster, indeed, for the faint of heart! 🎢💔

BIO’s daily volume, a staggering $134 million, surged 532%, as if the token had discovered the philosopher’s stone. A resurrection, after its August fervor cooled like a forgotten borscht. 🥘❄️

But mark this well: BIO was not alone in its triumph. The DeSci market, once declared moribund, hath risen from its grave, its market cap swelling to $820 million-an 11.5% leap. 🧟‍♂️💰

“Upbit listings, ah, they are the trumpets of doom… or glory, depending on thy portfolio. But to see an entire category resurrected by a single token? DeSci, thou art not dead, merely napping!” Simon Dedic quipped, with a wink and a nod. 😜

Though the broader crypto market also smiled, DeSci’s gains outshone meme coins, privacy coins, NFTs, and DePIN projects-a veritable carnival of revival. Tokens like VitaDAO (VITA), Curetopia (CURES), and Pinealon (PNL) all donned their dancing shoes, posting double-digit gains. 🎪🕺

And so, dear reader, we leave thee with this tale of tokens, exchanges, and the eternal dance of greed and hope. May thy portfolio flourish, and thy humor never wane. 🤑😂

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2025-10-20 13:19