In the grand farce of the digital realms, where noses grow longer than tales and souls dwell in the ether, the countdown for the illustrious Fusaka upgrade doth propel itself forward with the fervor of a provincial clerk chasing his elusive paperwork. Behold, Ethereum‘s sorcerers of code have decreed that this ethereal rehearsal shall descend upon the Hoodi testnet on the 28th of October, much like a nose who hath wandered abroad and returned for a jolly spectacle!
At the All Core Devs Consensus (ACDC) babble-fest on the 16th of October, these ingenious folks-nay, these wizards of wires-did proclaim that Fusaka would prance onto the Hoodi stage, a veritable mirror of the mainnet’s antics, as if preparing for a masquerade where the masks are data and the dances are blocks. ππ
Hoodi, birthed in the spring’s bloom, mimics the mainnet with the fidelity of a hapless mirror, and this Fusaka unveiling is poised to be naught but a rehearsal, a trial run in which the upgrade shall perform its pirouette as it will on the great stage of Ethereum itself. Sarcasm aside, what a delightful circus!
All Core Devs – Consensus (ACDC) #167
π¦ Fusaka upgrade: π mainnet proposed for Dec 3 (not set yet); β audit contest;β HoleΕ‘ky testnet BPO2 (14/21 blobs); β Sepolia testnet (L2s surprised by blob to cell proofs change); π Hoodi testnet Oct 28
π« Glamsterdam upgrade: ePBSβ¦
– abcoathup.eth π‘ π‘οΈπ¦π (@abcoathup) October 17, 2025
And lo, this very week, the developers launched a triumphant farce-pardon, a successful test-of the impending Fusaka on the Sepolia network, another step in their labyrinthine march toward the mainnet’s coronation. This follows a jolly success on the Holesky testnet a fortnight past, as if potatoes were being harvested in orderly rows for a feast we all await with bated breath.
Should Fusaka’s debut on Hoodi prove a roaring success on the 28th, these enterprising souls may finally nail down a date forEthereum’s grand awakening, with whispers of December 3rd floating about like autumn leaves in a bureaucratic wind. Tentative, of course-much like the noses of Petersburg officials! π
Fusaka upgrade
Ah, the Fusaka upgrade arrives mere moons after the mighty Pectra upheaval, its noble aim to lower the fiscal follies for those lofty institutions prowling Ethereum’s wild digital steppes. In a tweet from the sagacious Kevin O’Leary, who spake of markets crashing and fees soaring past a thousand simoleons for mere trifles-a toll to traverse a single-lane thoroughfare, as he quipped with the wit of a fool’s wisdom! ππΈπ
This Fusion introduces PeerDAS, a wondrous contraption wherein validators nibble at mere morsels of data (“blobs”), sparing the bandwidth and hacking away at costs for those institutional behemoths and their layer-2 brethren, lest they drown in an ocean of absurd expenses. Who knew data could be so deliciously portioned? π²π€£
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2025-10-17 19:49