Crypto Carnival: OKX Dumps 6 Altcoins Faster Than You Can Say Blockchain!

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In what can only be described as a biblical dash of market attrition, the mighty OKX-one of the big players in the crypto jungle-has decided to give six of its beloved altcoins the boot. Yes, they’re pulling the plug on spot trading pairs like SLERF, ALPHA, and a few others, all by next week. Because apparently, these pairs no longer meet the mystical “internal criteria” (whatever that means-perhaps a secret society of trading algorithms). 🔍

So, who’s getting the axe? The usual suspects: SLERF, ALPHA, BADGER-sounds like a woodland adventure-and others with less friendly names like Oasys (OAS), Enzyme (MLN), and, of course, everyone’s favorite millennial meme coin: ArbDoge (AIDOGE). Because, you know, if it’s not trending, it’s not worth keeping on the shelf.

The affected pairs? Oh, just your standard fare-USDT, USD, and whatever abbreviation nonsense they could squeeze in: SLERF/USDT, ALPHA/USD, BADGER/USDT, OAS/USDT, MLN/USDT, AIDOGE/USDT. It’s a veritable alphabet soup of digital disappointment.

Mark your calendars, folks-on October 23, 2025, between 08:00 and 10:00 UTC, these pairs will vanish faster than your savings during a crypto crash. OKX assures us that they’re constantly watching these tokens like hawks, making sure only the “top-tier” pairs survive the brutal cull. This is just routine housekeeping, they say-because nothing keeps a trading platform lively like a little death and rebirth ritual.

But don’t say you weren’t warned! If you have open orders on these pairs, better cancel them now, or the system will do it for you within 1-3 business days-because nobody wants notifications during the weekend brunch. All other trading services will hit the pause button from 8:00 am UTC on October 20, 2025. So, plan accordingly, or risk missing your chance to bitcoin like it’s 2017 all over again.

And for those holding onto these tokens like a precious family heirloom-brace yourself. Come January 16, 2025, at 8:00 am UTC, the window to withdraw these tokens shuts tighter than Fort Knox. So, sell, switch, or cry into your digital pillow-your call.

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2025-10-16 21:52