In a move as bewildering as a parrot wearing a top hat, Andreessen Horowitz’s crypto division has thrown a £50 million lifeline to Jito, a Solana staking protocol so cheeky it’s practically doing the can-can with its own code. 🦜💸
Summary
- Andreessen Horowitz has thrown a £50 million party for Jito, because why not? 🎉
- The a16z Crypto venture capital firm, ever the trendsetter, has received a generous allocation of Jito tokens, no doubt to be displayed in their vaults alongside their collection of rare teacups. 🧳
- JTO price, which had been as stable as a jellyfish on a trampoline, saw a slight uptick, proving that even in the wild west of crypto, hope persists. 🐟
Jito, a liquid staking protocol that’s about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane, will use the $50 million to optimize staking rewards and network security. A16z’s backing of the Solana (SOL) MEV platform is the largest by a single investor-so, basically, the crypto equivalent of a billionaire buying a lemonade stand. 🍋
As part of the investment, a16z has received an allocation of Jito’s native cryptocurrency, Fortune reported on October 16, 2025. One can only imagine the champagne toast. 🥂
Brian Smith, the executive director of the Jito Foundation, who probably drinks tea with a spoon, confirmed the investment and Jito’s plans. The Jito Foundation is one of the main entities behind the protocol-though “main” might be a stretch. 🍵
Solana platform Jito sees growth
Jito (JTO) currently boasts $2.86 billion in total value locked, which is more than the entire GDP of a small island nation. 🏝️
BAM, the Jito team said at the time, is designed to limit toxic MEV, a key development in making Solana a leading platform for perps exchanges and central limit order books. Or, as I like to call it, “the crypto version of a traffic jam.” 🚗
“With BAM live on mainnet, Jito’s growing momentum across DeFi, and institutional adoption continuing to accelerate via JitoSol ETF’s, things are just getting started,” the platform posted on X. 🚀
JitoSOL showed the network’s resilience as crypto markets recently witnessed its worst single-day crash. As other liquid staking tokens struggled amid the $19 billion wipeout, JitoSOL held its peg like a determined toddler clutching a teddy bear. 🧸
During the Oct. 10 crash, Jito routed more than 50% of JitoSOL trading volume via incentivized pools. According to the platform, “deep and actively managed liquidity” across the pools helped maintain stability and protect the JitoSOL/SOL peg. Or, as I call it, “the crypto equivalent of a safety net made of glitter.” ✨
JTO price, which had dropped to $0.81 on Oct. 10, has since recovered above $1. The token traded near $1.16 at the time of writing, flipping green amid the $50 million a16z investment. A miracle, really. 🙏
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2025-10-16 18:55