The Curtain Rises: Binance’s Korean Debut – Will It Be a Comedy or Tragedy? 🤡

Il est temps, mes amis! The esteemed Korean authorities fancy approving the grand stake of Binance in their noble GOPAX-perhaps before the year’s end, or sooner, who can say? 📜

Oh, but quel drame! The waiting has been longer than a French farce-two and a half years of torture! Analysts, those clever little birds, say it’s because Binance finally tamed its chaotic issues in la belle Amérique. 🇺🇸

Le Delai Double: Review Process Stalled, Mon Dieu!

Il est vrai! Last Tuesday, our dear media gossipers announced that the FIU-the watchdog of finances-resumed scrutinizing GOPAX’s shift in leadership. Ah, the suspense! 📈

Binance, mischievous as ever, snapped up 67% of GOPAX in February 2023, and in March, they presented their “exécutif changement,” a pièce de résistance! But, oh là là, the FIU asked for more papers-more papers than a Shakespearean play! Résultat? Almost two and a half years lost in bureaucratic purgatory. 😱

Now, why the caution, you ask? Because South Korea guards its anti-money laundering laws like a dragon with its hoard. Only those with a past-money laundering, terrorism-are kept out. The executive report was, in essence, a test of Binance’s suitability-like a dating profile, but with regulators. 💼

Les Problemes Américains Sont Ayant Disparu!

Indeed! It’s all clear now. In June, the SEC-a stern judge-sued Binance for illegal acts, and slapped a fine of $4.3 billion. Quel prix, eh? 💰

But, miracle! Come May, the SEC waved its judicial wand and dropped the case like a bad habit. Binance’s legal troubles melted faster than a sorbet on a hot day, thanks to recent payouts. The new mood? More optimistic-perhaps even to invite Binance into their playground. 🤝

So, dear reader, the path is paved for Binance’s new adventure in Korea, provided all objects of suspicion are now dismissed. Aye, the winds of fate are blowing favorably-perhaps a little comedy, perhaps a little tragedy. 🎭

Les Mystères des Liquidations – Ou la Comédie des Témoins

Mais attention! Rumors swirl like the mist over Lake Geneva. Will the Korean watchdogs probe into Binance’s underreported liquidations? Des chiffres étranges, comme une pièce de Molière! 📉

Last Friday, when Trump pranced onto the scene with new tariffs on China, the crypto market lost its head. Over 19 milliard de dollars vanished in a single day-liquidated! Et Binance? $706.2 millions, mes amis-un gros biscuit. 🥧

Et d’autres, comme Jeff Yan, disent que Binance cache la vérité-qu’on ne voit qu’une fraction des liquidations, comme une pièce de théâtre dont on n’aurait que la moitié des décors. Peut-être une sous-estimation de cent fois! Qui le sait? La vérité attend, tapis dans l’ombre, prête à faire rire ou pleurer. 😏

2025-10-14 09:26

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