Oh, the glittering world of precious metals! 🌟 Gold, that shiny rascal, has been strutting its stuff, reaching a whopping $4,000 per ounce, while silver, not to be outdone, hit a 45-year high of over $50 per ounce. But hold your horses, my dear investors, for this glittering rally might just be running out of puff, like a deflating balloon at a particularly gloomy party. 🎈✨
Enter the wise words of Nic Puckrin, the brains behind the Coin Bureau, who declares with a wink and a nod, “Gold’s 50% rally this year? Overheated, my friends, overheated! Time to cast your eyes elsewhere, perhaps to the undervalued darlings like Bitcoin and tokenized treasures.” 🧐💰
“After more than a 50% rally in the gold price year-to-date, attention may now turn to other alternatives that express a similar view. These include other metals and commodities, tokenized real assets, and Bitcoin, which remain undervalued against gold.”
Ah, Bitcoin, the rebellious teenager of the financial world, hit a record high of over $126,000 in October, while the poor old US dollar is having its worst year since 1973. Talk about a midlife crisis! 😂💸
Bitcoin: The New Kid on the Block, Ready to Shine
“The USD is now on track for its worst year since 1973, down over 10% year-to-date. The USD has lost 40% of its purchasing power since 2000,” quipped the clever folks at the Kobeissi Letter. Oh, the irony! The very currency meant to be the backbone of the economy is now the laughingstock of the financial world. 🤡💵
Investors, those fickle creatures, are now scrambling into store-of-value and risk assets like children in a candy store, though traditionally, these two should be as compatible as a fox and a henhouse. But hey, who needs tradition when you’re in a “new era of monetary policy”? 🍭🐔
Matt Hougan, the chief investment officer at Bitwise, predicts BTC will surge in Q4 as investors flee the sinking ship of fiat currency. “Preserve your wealth,” he cries, “pile into safe-haven assets!” And who’s the new safe haven in town? Bitcoin, of course, the cool kid with the mysterious past and the bright future. 🌟🚀
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2025-10-09 20:06