September’s ledger of folly: $127.06 million spirited away by 20 crypto heists, per PeckShield’s grim ledger.
A 22% drop from August’s $163 million carnage, yet the number of breaches climbed like a drunkard to a bar-proof that cryptojacking’s not cooling, just getting creative. The ecosystem’s a sieve, and hackers? They’re just sipping through the holes. 🍷
September’s Cryptojacking: A Pyrrhic “Slowdown”
In 2025’s September, 20 “large-scale” attacks left $127.06 million in digital ashes. Highlights include UXLINK’s $44.14 million hemorrhage, SwissBorg’s $41.5 million blunder, Venus’ $13.5 million (later “recovered”-thanks, Santa?), Yala’s $7.64 million, and GriffAI’s $3 million. A veritable feast for cyber-ghouls! 🦹♂️
Less money lost? A minor victory. More breaches? A masterclass in hubris. The hackers’ playbook evolves faster than a DeFi whitepaper. Your blockchain’s not secure? Welcome to the party. 🎉
August’s $163 million massacre was a warm-up. Q3 2025’s $432 million bloodbath? A symphony of chaos. September’s losses are but a prelude to winter’s frost. ❄️
RWA Projects: The New Targets of Hope
RWA projects, with their $14.6 million first-half losses, are the crypto world’s latest “innovation.” Bridging blockchains to real-world assets? A bridge too far. Hackers now have a golden ticket to exploit the chaos. 🎟️
RWA’s on-chain value soared to $32.32 billion-a 11.76% surge. But their “security and transparency” pitch? A magician’s trick. Complexity breeds cracks, and hackers? They’re just houseguests with drills. 🛠️
If this continues, RWA’s reputation-crypto’s golden goose-will be devoured by wolves in sheep’s clothing. To survive, projects must don armor: audits, multisig, timelocks, and constant surveillance. Or else… welcome to September 2026. 👻
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