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By James Van Straten (All times ET unless otherwise noted, because time zones are just another human construct, right? ๐โณ)
If Monday’s crypto shenanigans are any hint of what October might bring, buckle up, folks! It’s like the market decided to throw a party, but forgot to invite the U.S. equities and metals. ๐๐
Bitcoin, the ol’ reliable, jumped 5% from Friday’s fear-fest to a cool $114,000, proving that sentiment shifts faster than a politician’s promises. But hey, it’s already back to $112,800-probably waiting for gold to stop hogging the spotlight. ๐๐
Speaking of gold, it’s out here breaking records like it’s 2008 all over again, hitting $3,870. Meanwhile, the dollar index (DXY) is sulking below 98, which is great news for risk-takers. But let’s not forget the elephant in the room: a U.S. government shutdown looming like a storm cloud over crypto policy. ๐ฉ๏ธ๐ผ
Robinhood (HOOD), the S&P 500’s new darling, saw its shares jump 12% on Monday. September might’ve been a snooze fest for crypto, with the CoinDesk 20 Index barely budging, but October-aka “Uptober”-is knocking on the door. Stay sharp! ๐๐ช
What to Watch
For the full scoop, check CoinDesk’s week-ahead note. They do the heavy lifting so you don’t have to. ๐ ๐
Token Events
Again, CoinDesk’s got you covered. Because who has time to track all this? โณ๐
Conferences
Singapore’s the place to be this week. Sonic Summit 2025, Digital Assets Summit 2025, and Tokenized Capital Summit 2025-all happening on Sept. 30. Pack your bags! ๐โ๏ธ
- Day 2 of 2: Sonic Summit 2025 (Singapore)
- Sept. 30: Digital Assets Summit 2025 (Singapore)
- Sept. 30: Tokenized Capital Summit 2025 (Singapore)
Token Talk
By Oliver Knight (because someone’s gotta make sense of this madness)
- Aster and HyperLiquid are duking it out in the derivatives ring. Aster’s trading volume hit $64 billion, while HyperLiquid’s stuck at $7.6 billion. Why? Aster’s offering 100x to 300x leverage-because who doesn’t love a little extra risk? ๐ฒ๐ฅ
- Max Arch from BoltLiquidity says traders are chasing leverage like it’s the last slice of pizza. But will Aster’s high-risk strategy backfire? Only time will tell. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐
- Wash trading on Aster? Only 6%, says Arch. Skeptics, eat your hearts out. ๐งผ๐ฆ
- ASTER and HYPE tokens are taking a beating, thanks to a broader altcoin sell-off. $200 billion vanished last week-crypto’s version of a magic trick. ๐ฉ๐
Derivatives Positioning
- The market’s bullish again, with open interest and basis picking up. Binance is still the big dog, with $12.7 billion in BTC futures. ๐ถ๐ช
- BTC options are a mixed bag. Short-term puts are in demand, but call volume is dominating-traders are hedging and speculating like it’s their job. ๐คนโ๏ธ๐
- Funding rates are positive on Binance and OKX, meaning longs are paying shorts. Classic bull market behavior. ๐๐ธ
- Liquidations hit $316 million in 24 hours, with ETH and BTC leading the charge. Binance’s heatmap says $115,000 is the level to watch. ๐ฅ๐
Market Movements
- BTC: Down 1.3% at $112,840.60 (24hrs: +0.71%) ๐ช๐
- ETH: Down 2.13% at $4,138.84 (24hrs: +0.71%) ๐ฆ๐
- CoinDesk 20: Down 2.34% at 3,971.18 (24hrs: -0.16%) ๐๐
- Ether CESR Composite Staking Rate: Up 12 bps at 2.93% ๐ฑ๐
- BTC funding rate: 0.0056% (6.1276% annualized) on Binance ๐๐ฐ

- DXY: Unchanged at 97.82 (because even indexes need a break) ๐๏ธ
- Gold: Up 0.76% at $3,884.40 (still the prom queen of assets) ๐โจ
- Silver: Unchanged at $47.01 (silver’s just happy to be here) ๐ฅ๐
- Nikkei 225: Down 0.25% at 44,932.63 (Japan’s taking a nap) ๐ด๐ฏ๐ต
- Hang Seng: Up 0.87% at 26,855.56 (Hong Kong’s on the move) ๐๐ญ๐ฐ
Bitcoin Stats
- BTC Dominance: 58.88% (0.12%) ๐
- Ether to bitcoin ratio: 0.03673 (-0.33%) ๐ฆ๐๐ช
- Hashrate: 1,041 EH/s (miners are busy bees) ๐๐ป
- Hashprice: $50.55 (not bad, not bad) ๐ฐ
- Total Fees: 3.32 BTC / $376,516 (someone’s making bank) ๐ธ
Technical Analysis

- Bitcoin’s bouncing around like a ping-pong ball, testing the 20-day EMA and now holding above daily EMAs. Bulls, your move! ๐๐ฏ
- Key level to watch: $116,000 to $118,000. Break that, and it’s party time. ๐
- But if it dips below $114,870, we might revisit Monday’s lows. Stay tuned! ๐๐ฟ
Crypto Equities
- Coinbase (COIN): Closed at $333.99 (+6.85%), now at $328.09 (-1.77%) ๐
- Circle (CRCL): Closed at $133.66 (+5.25%), now at $132.03 (-1.22%) ๐
- Galaxy Digital (GLXY): Closed at $34.29 (+10.97%), now at $33.64 (-1.90%) ๐
Crypto Treasury Companies
- Strategy (MSTR): Closed at $326.42 (+5.62%), now at $318.77 (-2.34%) ๐
- Semler Scientific (SMLR): Closed at $29.24 (+3.29%), now at $29.20 (-0.14%) ๐
ETF Flows
Spot BTC ETFs
- Daily net flows: $518 million (cha-ching! ๐ฐ)
- Cumulative net flows: $57.3 billion (that’s a lot of zeros) ๐ค
- Total BTC holdings: ~1.31 million (hodl strong! ๐ช)
Spot ETH ETFs
- Daily net flows: $546.9 million (ETH’s not playing second fiddle) ๐ฆ๐ฐ
- Cumulative net flows: $13.69 billion (still impressive) ๐
- Total ETH holdings: ~6.46 million (stacking up nicely) ๐
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2025-09-30 15:32