Bitcoin: Nations Are About To GO WILD! 🚀

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Now listen here, you lot! This Samson Mow fellow – a bit of a clever clogs, apparently – is saying countries are finally waking up and sniffing the Bitcoin. For ages they were all “Oh, Bitcoin? What’s that then?” Like a bunch of bewildered badgers. But now? Oh no, now they’re starting to get ideas. 🙄

He jabbered on to a chap called Danny Knowles (sounds rather dull, doesn’t he?) about how things are going to change “suddenly.” Suddenly! As if a giant, digital beanstalk is going to sprout up and whisk Bitcoin to the moon. Honestly, the man talks like he’s swallowed a dictionary. 🤪

“It’s like literally gradually then suddenly,” he bleated. Honestly, saying it twice doesn’t make it clever, does it? It’s just… repetitive. And he thinks soon there’ll be a mad dash – a full-blown panic – amongst nations to grab as much Bitcoin as they can. A right old scramble, it will be! 🏃‍♂️

“I think it is simply a matter of time before we see a massive run-up, and we see a massive nation-state FOMO, you know, panic.”

Apparently, even the US – and you know how Americans love a good bit of hoarding – is “pushing forward” with a Bitcoin plan, even though they haven’t actually bought any yet. Slow coaches, the lot of them! They’re fiddling while Rome (or, you know, the crypto market) potentially burns. 🔥

US is “pushing forward” with Bitcoin plan

Some fellow named Alex Thorn reckons the US might actually get around to building this ‘Strategic Bitcoin Reserve’ by the end of the year. Now, wouldn’t *that* be a turn-up for the books? Though knowing them, they’ll probably overcomplicate it with endless paperwork and committees.

Mow was having a grumble about the US needing to hurry up, because apparently Pakistan might beat them to it. Can you imagine? Pakistan! Outsmarting America in the Bitcoin game? The thought is almost too ridiculous to contemplate. 🤭

He’s particularly excited about Latin America. Seems they’re a bit more… enthusiastic. Honestly, if anyone’s going to embrace a bit of digital madness, it’s usually those chaps.

All sorts of important people are chattering on about this, including some posh lot at Fidelity Digital Assets, who reckon more countries and banks will be getting in on the act. It’s all very exciting … for them, anyway.

Bitcoin’s price hasn’t had a “massive run up” yet

But here’s the really shocking bit: Bitcoin’s price hasn’t exploded like everyone thought it would. Apparently, we “should have had a bull run already!” Mow says. 😳 The cheek! He’s having a bit of a moan, is our Samson. It’s all “delayed” and might not happen until next year. Honestly, you can’t rely on anything these days, can you?

Some other clever-boots, Matt Hougan, thinks 2026 will be a good year. Well, thanks for that insight, Matt! Very helpful. 🙄 As it stands, Bitcoin is wobbling around at $109,400 – down a bit, which is a bit pathetic, really.

And all this talk of “four-year cycles”? Complete poppycock, if you ask me. With these newfangled ETFs and rich investors getting involved, nobody knows what will happen anymore. It’s all terribly unpredictable, isn’t it? 🤷

Mow, ever the optimist, still reckons Bitcoin will hit a million dollars. “A given,” he says. A given! We’ll see about that, won’t we? He said it might be this year or next. I’d wager my last chocolate biscuit it’ll be never. 😉

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2025-09-28 08:48