Well, well, well, if it ain’t Gary Gensler, the man who made more enemies than a rattlesnake at a square dance, crawlin’ back into the limelight with his two cents on crypto. In a chat with CNBC that was about as exciting as watching paint dry, ol’ Gary took a stroll down memory lane, pattin’ himself on the back for all them enforcement actions he spearheaded-like a sheriff who locked up the town drunk and called it justice. đ©
Now, accordin’ to Gensler, most cryptocurrencies are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine-pure speculation, no substance, just a whole lotta hot air and hopium. He reckons thousands of these tokens will go belly-up faster than a goldfish in a whiskey barrel, callin’ most of ’em downright fraudulent. But hold your horses-Bitcoin gets a free pass! Why? Because apparently, it’s the golden child that don’t fit his “securities” mold. Convenient, ain’t it? đ€
And wouldn’t ya know it, he dragged poor ol’ Sam Bankman-Fried and his FTX fiasco back into the mix, usin’ it as proof that regulators like him are the only thing standin’ between honest folks and financial ruin. Never mind that he mightâve been sippin’ tea with SBF while the ship was sinkinâ. But hey, whoâs keepinâ score? đąđ„
John Deaton Ain’t Buyin’ It
Enter John Deaton, the lawyer whoâs been fightinâ for XRP holders like a bulldog with a bone. He took one look at Genslerâs song and dance and said, “Hold on there, partner!” Took to Twitter faster than a jackrabbit on a hot griddle, askinâ why none of them fancy CNBC hosts ever bother askinâ Gary about his cozy little meetups with SBF before FTX went kaput. đ”ïžââïž
I have a question for @CNBC hosts like @davidfaber @SaraEisen @andrewrsorkin @carlquintanilla @BeckyQuick @JoeSquawk, etc. And I donât ask this disrespectfully, but it boggles my mind:
When Gary Gensler brings up @SBF_FTX how come you guys donât ask him about his privateâŠ
– John E Deaton (@JohnEDeaton1) September 19, 2025
Deaton pointed out that while Gensler loves wagginâ his finger at SBFâs mess, nobody seems keen on askinâ how many backroom handshakes they shared. Turns out, SBF wasnât just crashinâ regulatorsâ offices-he was throwinâ around millions in political donations like confetti at a parade. Ten million smackeroos to Bidenâs crew, $72 million total-enough to buy himself a VIP pass to policymaker ears. Deatonâs sayinâ, “Hey, journalists, how âbout askinâ Gary if he was fixinâ to give SBF a special âshortcutâ while the rest of us played by the rules?” But nah, thatâd require actual journalism. đ
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2025-09-19 10:53