🤑 Base Token: Pollak’s Magical Ethereum Adventure 🧙♂️

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Behold, the Whispers of the Crypto Oracle:

  • In a twist worthy of a Bulgakov novel, Base’s maestro Jesse Pollak hints at birthing a native token, though he swears it’s still in the womb of speculation. 🌱
  • Should this token emerge, it shall be forged in the fiery depths of Ethereum, with regulators as its midwives. 📜⚖️
  • Since its 2023 debut, Base has hoarded $5 billion in locked treasures, crowning itself the second-largest Layer 2 realm, trailing only the mighty Arbitrum. 🏰💰

Ah, the Layer 2 network Base, that mischievous offspring of Coinbase, now contemplates spawning its own token, so says its creator, the enigmatic Jesse Pollak. 🧙♂️

“We shall dabble in the arcane arts of token creation,” Pollak proclaimed at the BaseCamp gathering, his voice dripping with the gravitas of a man who knows the fickle whims of the crypto gods. 🎭

“But fear not, dear acolytes, for this token is but a babe in the womb of possibility,” he added, tempering the fervor of the crowd with a dash of Bulgakovian sarcasm. 🤰

And lo, he vowed that this token, if it ever sees the light of day, shall be etched upon the sacred scrolls of Ethereum, with regulators as its guardians. 📜⚔️

Coinbase, the progenitor of Base, once declared, “No token shall we mint!” Yet here we are, on the precipice of a new chapter, as if the winds of fate had whispered, “Plot twist!” 🌀

Base, with its $5 billion in locked treasures, stands as a titan in the Layer 2 realm, second only to Arbitrum, according to the chronicles of L2Beat. 🏆

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2025-09-15 18:45