On Monday, the brainiac behind the biggest bitcoin hoard – Strategy – announced they snagged 525 shiny new BTC coins. Yep, 525! That’s like finding a treasure chest in your backyard… if your backyard was the internet!
Strategy’s vault now holds a staggering $73.49 billion worth of bitcoin. To put that in perspective, that’s enough to buy… well, a whole lot of imaginary internet money! After teasing the crowd on Sunday like a magician revealing the bunny, Strategy’s head honcho Michael Saylor proudly declared, “We bagged 525 more BTC for a cool $60.2 million at $114,562 per coin. And boy, oh boy, our BTC yield is a juicy 25.9% YTD for 2025!” He dropped that mic over on X, probably while bragging at a party. As of 9/14/2025, these crypto crusaders are hoarding 638,985 BTC, paid for at $47.23 billion, averaging about $73,913 per Bitcoin. Somebody’s definitely playing Monopoly with real money!
With this latest move, Saylor cements Strategy’s reputation as the heavyweight champ of the bitcoin ring, piling on coins like a squirrel prepping for winter! Nearly 639,000 BTC now packed into their digital piggy bank – and if they keep this up, Elon Musk might start requesting a spot on the guest list. No signs of slowing down, folks, because when it comes to bitcoin, these guys are hoarding like it’s a clearance sale and the world’s running out of change. 🤑🚀
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2025-09-15 16:55