Eightco Goes Bonkers with Worldcoin! 🚀 Stocks Moon, AI Weeps! 🌕

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🎉 Hold onto your blockchain hats, folks! Eightco Holdings Inc., the tech wizards behind more solutions than a Swiss Army knife, have just pulled a Mel Brooks-level plot twist! They’re ditching their old-school treasury for Worldcoin (WLD) faster than I ditch a bad script! 💸 And get this-their stock soared 1,000% because, apparently, the market loves a good “Proof of Human” (PoH) more than I love a good schnitzel! 🥳

🤝 In a move that screams “Wall Street meets Silicon Valley,” Eightco appointed the legendary Dan Ives as Chairman of the Board. Yes, THAT Dan Ives! He’s swapping his analyst hat for a chairman’s crown, and he’s as excited as I am when someone says, “Let’s do a sequel!” 🎬 Dan gushed, “AI gives us infinite abundance, but Worldcoin gives us infinite trust-and a chance to prove we’re not robots!” 🤖✋

💰 The whole shebang was fueled by a $250 million private placement, with BitMine Immersion Technologies tossing in an extra $20 million because, why not? They’re calling it their “Moonshot” strategy, which is fancier than my last movie title. 🚀 BitMine’s Chairman, Tom Lee, said, “Worldcoin’s zero-knowledge Proof of Human is like the bouncer at the coolest club in the Ethereum ecosystem. Only humans allowed!” 🕶️

Proof of Human: Because Robots Can’t Pay Taxes… Yet! 🤖💸

Eightco’s leap into Worldcoin isn’t just a treasury makeover-it’s a full-on identity revolution! 🌍 Instead of hoarding cash like a dragon with a cryptocurrency wallet, they’re betting on digital identity as the next big thing. Because in a world run by AI, proving you’re human might be worth more than gold… or at least a good bagel. 🥯

🎭 And let’s not forget the ticker change! Out with OCTO, in with ORBS. Because why be an octopus when you can be a mysterious, floating orb? 🪐 The offering, led by MOZAYYX (yes, that’s how it’s spelled), is set to close by September 11, 2025. Mark your calendars-it’s gonna be a blast! 🎆

🤑 So, there you have it! Eightco’s stock is soaring, AI is scratching its digital head, and Worldcoin is the new black. Will this be the future of trust and authentication? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: Mel Brooks would’ve turned this into a musical. 🎶

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2025-09-08 21:05