BitFuFu’s BTC Surge: 1,899 BTC Amid August’s “Mild” Setback 😏

O glorious BitFuFu, that Singaporean titan of digital alchemy, doth unveil its August 2025 missives, wherein its Bitcoin hoard hath swelled to 1,899 BTC-115 more than July’s meager offerings! 🧠💰 Yet lo, the production hath faltered, a mere 12.6% dip, as if the very gods of mining had yawned in disapproval.

Behold, the SEC’s parchment reveals that 408 BTC were mined, a paltry 353 from cloudly servitude and 55 from self-mining-ah, the irony! 🤡 The CEO, Leo Lu, doth boast of “efficiency” and “hashrate expansion,” as if the numbers themselves were mere phantoms of his imagination.

“We upgrade our fleet!” he cries, while the ANTMINER S21, that paragon of modernity, lifts fleet efficiency to 17.5 J/TH. A marvel, nay? Yet the total hashrate under management falters, a 7.8% wane, while self-owned hashrate soars like a phoenix-31.6% growth! 🦅

And the users? A veritable horde of 636,798 souls, all clamoring for their share of the digital gold. Yet the true triumph? A 445 BTC month, the most “successful” of 2025! 🥇 The company, ever the showman, plans to strut its stuff at conferences-though the Gateway Conference has already slipped away like sand through fingers. 🕰️

Meanwhile, Bitcoin dances at $113,123, and FUFU’s stock wobbles at $3.67. A tale of two worlds: one of ambition, the other of… well, more ambition. 🌀

Thus, BitFuFu’s saga continues-a ballet of numbers, where setbacks are but fleeting shadows, and growth, a relentless sun. 🌞

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2025-09-05 18:39