In a move that would make even Scrooge McDuck nod approvingly, The Smarter Web Company has decided to toss another 45 Bitcoin into its already overflowing treasure chest 🏦. Yes, dear reader, the company now boasts a stash of 2,440 BTC-because apparently, hoarding digital gold is the new black 🖤 (or should we say, blockchain?).
This latest acquisition is part of their grand “10-Year Plan,” a phrase that sounds both intimidating and slightly dystopian 😅. Since their IPO debut in April 2025 (a year where we were all promised flying cars, but alas, we got Bitcoin instead 🚗✈️), the company has been accumulating Bitcoin faster than a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter 🌰. They’ve dubbed Bitcoin a “store of value,” which, to the layman, translates to “we’re not selling this stuff anytime soon.” 💎
In a world where corporate strategies often resemble a game of Monopoly played with Monopoly money 💸, The Smarter Web Company is all in with Bitcoin. Their confidence in the cryptocurrency’s future is so unshakable, it could probably withstand a crypto crash and a Kraken attack 🦑. Bravo, chaps! 👏
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2025-08-28 10:02