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In a twist most curious, Master Donald Trump Jr.’s 1789 Capital has ventured to place a “double-digit millions” wager upon the enigmatic Polymarket-a platform where the masses speculate on worldly events via the arcane digital token known as USDC. The gentleman himself shall grace their advisory board, a role as unexpected as a summer frost in July.

Austenian Reflections on Blockchain & Bets: A Modern Gentleman’s Pursuit 🎰

The particulars of this investment, first whispered of by the scribes at Axios, reveal a fresh infusion of capital for Polymarket-a service long exiled from these United States due to the ire of regulators. One might liken their plight to Romeo banished from Verona, albeit with more blockchain. 🚫⚖️

Of late, fortune hath smiled upon Polymarket. They’ve acquired a license from the CFTC (a veritable golden ticket) and evaded the scrutiny of the Department of Justice, which closed its inquiries with the swiftness of a butler dismissing a poorly dressed guest. 🎩✨

Young Trump, Esquire, now pledges his strategic wisdom to this endeavor, though one wonders how he shall divide his counsel, having previously advised their rival Kalshi. A man of many hats, indeed! 🎩🧐

1789 Capital, ever the champion of “American exceptionalism,” sees in Polymarket not mere speculation, but a future IPO grander than a debutante’s ball. The firm’s optimism is as boundless as the crypto market itself-unfettered and prone to sudden collapses. 📈💸

This alliance, no doubt, signals the growing allure of crypto among the gentry, and aligns with the Trump family’s ardent embrace of digital coin-a stance as predictable as a plot twist in a Gothic novel. One can only imagine what Mr. Kalshi thinks of this dalliance. 📚😏

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