🤑 BTC Guru Mocks ETH: ‘Pump & Dump’ or Divine Comedy? 😂

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Ah, the theater of cryptocurrency, where predictions are as fleeting as a summer breeze and egos as inflated as a hot air balloon. Samson Mow, the self-proclaimed oracle of Bitcoin and CEO of JAN3, has once again graced us with his wisdom. Last week, he proclaimed a bullish future for BTC and a bearish fate for Ethereum, as if the stars themselves had whispered it into his ear. 🌟

Not to say I told you so, but…

– Samson Mow (@Excellion) August 26, 2025

With the air of a man who has just discovered fire, Mow reaffirmed his ultra-bearish stance on Ethereum. On August 22, he declared that Bitcoin’s ascent would begin anew once its market dominance reclaimed its throne. Alas, dominance had slipped to a mere 58%, as Ethereum and its altcoin brethren enjoyed their fleeting moment in the sun. 🌞

“Ethereum is in the final stages of this recent pump and dump,” Mow proclaimed, as if reading from a script penned by a tragically sarcastic playwright. Once ETH resumes its “long-term downtrend against Bitcoin,” he assured us, BTC would rally with the vigor of a man escaping a bore at a dinner party. 🏃♂️💨

Today, with the smug satisfaction of a cat batting at a mouse, Mow cited his own tweet: “Not to say I told you so, but…” He noted that Ethereum, the largest altcoin, had shed 12.7% since Sunday, tumbling from $4,956 to $4,327 on Monday. By now, it has rebounded slightly, trading at $4,478, as if catching its breath after a dramatic fall. 😓

Yet, Ethereum, ever the loyal companion, has mirrored Bitcoin’s price movements. BTC itself lost 4.77% since Sunday, though it has since regained 1.08%. On Monday, it shed 7.08%, now trading at $110,171 per coin. One wonders if these two are engaged in a dance or a duel. 💃⚔️

In this grand farce of numbers and predictions, one cannot help but chuckle. For in the world of cryptocurrency, as in life, the only certainty is uncertainty. And Mow, with his bold proclamations, is but a player on this stage, entertaining us all with his dramatic flair. 🎭

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2025-08-26 17:08